Une fille aux commandes

Let me see we have a 13 year old girl who is on this private plane and she is being flown in to see her rich daddy.With her on his private jet is a personal secretary,some fat fellow who is about to die of a heart attack anyway,and the two pilots of the plane. Now the pilots are dumb and numb enough to fly into an electrical storm(I thought you could fly these babies over storms and the like).The pilots are gone,the fat man's life is over and done with and the secretary is out.Thus the 13 year old girl is left to save the day and the crew from disaster and a certain plane crash which ever comes first. This crap is too unbelieveable to witness.The 13 year old girl is bright enough cool enough savvy enough and brave enough to bring down a private jet and land it safely,even though it has a graping whole on the side of it.Only BuffygirlII herself can do something that if even left up to the best of private flight instructors would be quite a stretch. And in a thunderstorm no less. The makers of this film obviously thought a combination of GI Jane ,Buffy,and Now and Then would make for a great movie.Girls not boys are the heroes of our society today,no wonder they would have one bring down a jet aircraft with simple ease and with no training to boot.Hollywood loves this type of adventure now of having girls and women do things not only to the equal of boys and men ,but far better than they do. No red blooded boy with his head on his sholuder should see a minute of this trash.And neither should anyone else,it is stupid,sexist,insulting and patheic.The girl who is the hero in the film is reason enough to to read a book instead of watch this crap.But the question before the court is.What is Joe Matengna doing in a film like this?Does he need the money that bad? Hey Joe why don't you go on late night TV and infomerricals selling acting lessons like Russ Whitney sells real estate or Don Lapre sells classified ads? All the other actors in Airspeed ,including the 13 year old girl,sure could use some like yesterday.

Bad acting, bad writing, dumb plot. The only reason to watch this is teen hottie Elisha Cuthbert. Even a competent actor like Joe Mantegna can't make the lines he's forced to say sound believable. His reaction to his daughter's plight is too calm and business like, as if he was told his luggage would be slightly delayed. Concentrate on Elisha and ignore the rest.

I work nights, so my nights off are filled with bad movies and infomercials at 3am. Airspeed was actually kind of fun in a "Mystery Science Theater 3000" sort of way. I never expect depth and find new ways to amuse myself at the absurdity. This movie is a stereotype, as mentioned in the other reviews. I won't rehash. That being said, most movies expect you to suspend disbelief for a little bit in order to enjoy the flick. I couldn't get past the fact that at 20-30,000 feet above the earth, the temperature of the air is beyond normal "cold" and a big hole in the plane would depressurise the cabin, sucking everything out into the big blue yonder. At skydiving height, yes, you can do neat heroic things like run a guy wire from one plane to the other and save lives. You can peek outside the back of a low flying aircraft like in the old war movies. Not on a jet. Sorry folks, it's not going to happen. Everybody would turn blue and die. Even the cute little girl who almost fell through the hole, lost a shoe to the great beyond, but managed to push herself away so she could get up and move about the aircraft. If it COULD be done, I do believe there are people insanely heroic enough to jump across on a tether and save the day...but not on this planet. Aside from that...one of the better flicks I've seen. I'd rate it up there with the USA Network movie called "Class Warfare". I was half asleep and missed seeing the contrived ending to that movie 10 minutes into it. I like it when movies can trip me up like that.

Do not be fooled of the cover or poster of the movie (which shows a Boeing 747 - the plane used in the movie is a smaller Boeing 727). Low budget aviation movie. Lot of people disliked the lead character Nicole (played by Elisha Cuthbert) but in my opinion she saved the movie from total disaster. The DVD offers good picture for being low budget production.

I was round at my mate's house earlier, and he insisted on watching this DVD which he BOUGHT. Yes, I did say bought. I have never seen such a load of crap in my entire life. I would rather watch paint dry than watch this movie. We were clearing out his garage - these are some other videos he has - STARS IN THEIR EYES SPECIAL and a CHRISTMAS EASTENDERS TAPE from 10 years ago. This is worse than the time he made a shitty track on Dance ejay (to which one of my other friends commented: "A sixty-year old could DJ better than you".)

STEAR CLEAR OF THIS MOVIE!!!!!