The Key to Sex

This movie definently lacked. I loved seeing this movie, but expected more. Jeannie Millar is the best thing in this movie. I was wondering about why it lacked and found out from a fellow reviewer that there is a un-rated version, I must have got the rated one. I advise getting the unrated or to not see it because you most definently will be let down.

This is one of those made for cable or direct-to-video things. Maria Ford has a better character than she did in _I Like to Play Games Too_, but that's not saying much. Monique Parent gets a lot more screen time than the other players, but she looks tired, just going through the motions. Jeannie Millar is in my opinion one of the sexiest women ever to appear on film, and shows a lot of promise as an actress, but this picture just doesn't give her much to do. Her one, brief sex scene is the highlight of the picture.

I forgot if this movie had a plot or not. If it did have one, I must have missed it. Of course there's plenty of sex (as the title of the movie suggests), and it stars my favorite T&A movie babe, Monique Parent. She's been in a lot of these, and it shows....she looks kinda old in this one. Maybe it's the short hair...oh well. In one scene she does a little roleplaying with this guy, he being the master of the house and she playing the part of the naive french maid. Complete with a bad french accent and a skimpy maid's uniform, she prances through the house, "trying" not to be caught by the master. Of course he catches her and....well, you know the rest. That's about it, nothing else too special. Don't sit through the whole thing, but check out the scene I talked about if you want a laugh.

The "Key to Sex" is a very funny, cleverly written and directed film for the erotic genre. It is for people interested in something spicier than "Mary Poppins". Acting and production values are much better than most films in this budget range. There are two different versions available, an un-rated version and a "R" rated version. The "R" rated version has been a very strong rental favorite.

Of all the erotic films I've directed I'd have to say that "The Key to Sex" is one of my favorites. I had a gorgeous and talented cast starring; Maria Ford, Scott Carson, Jennie Millar, Monique Parent and Jacqueline Lovell. I got a clever and funny script from Chris Byrne, beautiful photography from Harris Done and a great musical score from Carl Schurtz. Plus I got tremendous producing support from Bill Burke and Eddie Holzman. All of us worked hard to make this an entertaining, funny and erotic film. And in my opinion, it is one of the best low budget erotic films out there.

I've been reading the IMDb comments and it seems a lot of people have enjoyed the film. As the director, I'm very pleased that so many people have a positive response to it.

There is one comment; however, that I'd like to clarify. It is the comment by some reviewers that the sex scenes are real. I'm referring specifically to the lesbian scene between Maria Ford and Amber Herrel that took place out by the pool. As with all of the erotic films I've directed or produced, none of the sex scenes are real. They're simulated! I just think it says a lot about Maria Ford's acting ability that so many people think she's really having sex. She's incredible talented and always delivers 100% in every scene she's in; whether it be comedic, dramatic or romantic. I'm sorry to disappoint those reviews who think she's really doing it, but guys, it's called "Acting".