Bikini Med School

This had to have been a XXX-rated adult film that they cut the dirty parts out of. Because what is left is the most inane setups to people about to get filthy but then it jumps to these weird old-timey black-and-white scenes. Then back and forth. And then there are these heart-shaped wipes. And the worst dialogue. And no one in this movie made much else.

Was this on Cinemax, Jr. Or something?

This film basically begins in a medical school frat house with a male student by the name of "Steve" (Konstantine Greco) betting his friend "Duncan" (Kyle Anderson) that he can score with a nearby coed by the name of "Elaine" (Lisa Comshaw). Duncan counters by saying that he can score with another woman named "Katie" (Diana Cuevas) at that same party. Both of them then proceed to use their best pickup technique while everybody else dances to music supplied by a disc jockey. Now rather than reveal any more and risk spoiling the movie I will just say that this was easily one of the worst films I have ever seen as it appears to have been written, directed and produced by drunken college students in a frat house working on a film project of some sort as a sophomoric prank. The plot was unimaginative, the script was nonexistent, the music was boring and repetitious, the acting was bad and the comedy was extremely stale. Admittedly, there were some attractive actresses in the film with Kim Dawson (as "Kim Sill"), Tamara Landry ("Raquel") and the aforementioned Lisa Comshaw and Diana Cuevas standing out the most. Unfortunately, their talents were totally wasted and the film was so bad that none of them were capable of elevating this film regardless. In short, this was an awful movie for which I strongly recommend viewers not to waste their time on and I have rated it accordingly.

O.K., we have a movie that is squarely aimed at the T&A market. And at 11:00 Thursday, that's exactly what I was after, so I rented this movie. I didn't get it. We have the barest outline of a plot - Med School students talking at a party. Every time the plot lags (let's say every 30 seconds or so) we cut away to either strippers doing a bump-and-grind (but not stripping) or shots of extras dancing. Only one of the bedroom encounters shows any imagination or creativity, bringing my rating from a 1 to a 2. If you rent the film, fast forward through the first hour and watch the last 15 minutes 5 times. You'll have seen a better movie.

This is one of the worst movies that i've ever seen. By the title you would think this is a wacky T and A comedy set in a med school. Wrong! This movie is set in a strip club. There is no plot whatsoever. The comedy is just awful. The T and A is very poor as well. How anyone can make a movie with Kim Dawson that isn't erotic is beyond me. If you want see a sexy movie with Kim Dawson you would be much better off to pick up "Maui Heat" Avoid "Bikini Med School" at all costs!

This movie doesn't really have a plot. It's two long clips where the guys try to get laid. But the main theme to me is the dancing and music. That's the reason I keep rewatching this movie.

One star off because the characters interrupt the music and another because the video quality is very poor as if it's recorded in 240p or lower.