- [first lines]
- Woody Woodpecker: [reading] "Enjoy winter sports at Swiss Chard..." Lodgey. "Sunstroke Valley, Idaho. Excellent food." Oh, boy! Food! That's my favorite dish.
- [last lines]
- Woody Woodpecker: [singing] # Oh ah oh, merrily on we go / Oh ah oh, merrily on we go / Ha ha ha ha ha ha, higher / Ha ha ha, higher higher higher higher! #
- Wally Walrus: [Puts a pair of glasses on Woody] Can't you read?
- [points at the sign]
- Wally Walrus: Positively no accomodations without a reservation!
- [slams the door shut]
- Wally Walrus: [Woody knocks on the door] I said we don't take any guests without a reservation!
- [pokes him in the beak until it bends]
- Woody Woodpecker: I got reservations, I got lots of reservations, have some
- [gives Wally a bunch of papers which reveals that they are reserved seats for baseball and football games]