- Oscar: [angrily] What? Huxley! First this guy ruined my beautiful Grouchland, and now, he's messin' with my frie...
- [Everyone is surprised to hear what Oscar just said]
- Big Bird: Oscar, were you gonna say "friend"?
- Oscar: No. I was gonna say... "French-fried fish-heads"!
- [Everyone else scoffs in disagreement]
- Oscar: All right. So the little stink ball IS my friend. Oh, I gotta go do somethin' about this!
- Gordon: [in jail] Hey! Can we get some water in here?
- [gets a bucketful of water in the face]
- Gordon: Thanks.
- Huxley: Now get in the cartoonishly evil vehicle and drive!
- Bug: You have a very lovely singing voice.
- Huxley: Thank you. I always fancied myself a singer. I was almost in a bus and truck show of West Side Story. They said I wasn't right for Maria. What do they know? I feel pretty.
- Queen of Trash: Since I'm a Queen of my word, you're free to go and pursue the blanket or bed covering of your choice.
- Huxley: Maybe if I look at it this way:
- [Huxley puts his hands to his eyes, making a binocular-like gesture, the Pesties shriek]
- Huxley: I know! I think it's time for Elmo to take a little "trip to the tunnel", if you know what I mean, huh?
- [Huxley chuckles wickedly]
- Bug: [from the monitor, eating chips] What'd you say, boss?
- Huxley: Bug, what are you doing?
- Bug: [with his mouth full of chips] Just having a little snack. Hard to do an evil bidding on an empty stomach.
- Huxley: Oh, sure. Listen, Bug, listen good.
- Bug: Mm-hmm.
- Huxley: Are you listening?
- Bug: Mm-hmm.
- Huxley: [abruptly shouts] GET BACK TO WORK!
- Bug: [frightened] Aaah!
- [faints]
- Bug: Whoa!
- Bug: How about that Elmo? What guts! What spunk! What chutzpah!
- Huxley: You know what, Bug? You are really beginning to bug me.
- Bug: Hmm... That's probably because I'm a bug.
- Bert: You mean good things can still happen?
- Ernie: Of course they can, Bert. If fact, I'm sure good things will happen because who'd wanna see a movie with a sad ending, Bert?
- Bert: Titanic.
- Ernie: What?
- Bert: Titanic had a sad ending.
- Ernie: No, Bert. Roll the film! Come on, Bert. Come on.
- Bert: Gone with the Wind.
- Ernie: No, Bert. No.
- Bert: Doctor Zhivago.
- Ernie: Shh! Quiet, Bert.
- Oscar: Who says you can't go home again?
- Susan: Oscar, maybe you can get your friends to tell us where Elmo is.
- Cookie Monster, Telly, Zoe: Oh, yeah! Yeah!
- Oscar: In a minute. First I have to look at the old neighborhood here. Hey, I wonder where that old septic tank is.
- Susan: Hey, wait a minute!
- Gordon: No, Oscar, we've got to find Elmo first!
- Cookie Monster, Telly: Elmo! Elmo!
- Susan: Let's go this way.
- Grouch Cop: It's against the law to ask for help in Grouchland! You have the right to scream your head off. Should you give up the right to scream your head off, someone who will scream their head off... will be provided for you.
- Oscar: Come on!
- Cookie Monster: Me innocent. Hello? Me need cookies!
- Elmo: Elmo wants his Blanket back! NOOOW!
- Huxley: The little piece of macrame lives...
- [Elmo uses a chain as a rope swing to swing to Huxley]
- Elmo: BLAAANKEEET!
- [grabs his Blanket and swings on to a ledge]
- Huxley: Pesties? Pesties! Pesties! Don't let him escape with my wooby!
- [the Pesties run toward Elmo]
- Bug: Uhhh... boss?
- Huxley: What?
- [realizes he is naked]
- Huxley: OH!
- [covers himself immediately]
- Huxley: They might save you, you annoying red monster... but they can't save your wooby!
- [rudely snatches Elmo's Blanket away]
- Elmo: No, wait! That's not a wooby! That's Elmo's Blanket!
- [Suddenly, Elmo's Blanket is sucked up by the vacuum hose on Huxley's helicopter. Immediately, Huxley drops the claw's remote to the floor. The claw swings around and drops the laundry basket, leaving Elmo dangling. The Sesame Street and Grouchland citizens all freeze in horror]
- Maria: Elmo, be careful!
- Huxley: Ah hahahahahahahaha!
- [Elmo looks down and sees the basket landed on an ironing board]
- Elmo: That's it!
- [Seizing the opportunity, Elmo lets go of the claw's chains and deliberately falls on the board, catapulting the basket on to Huxley, incapacitating him. The Sesame Street and Grouchland citizens cheer, as Huxley grunts in frustration]
- Elmo: Wait. Wait. Wait, wait!
- [Everyone stops cheering]
- Elmo: Where's Elmo's Blanket?
- [as if by coincidence, the hatch opens on Huxley's helicopter, revealing Bug, and he is holding Elmo's Blanket. Elmo and Huxley both misinterpret this]
- Elmo: [devastated] No, Blanket...
- Huxley: [cackles with triumph] That's my Bug. Gimme back my wooby!
- Bug: [in an angry, scolding tone] No, boss! You're nothing but a "basket-case."
- Huxley: [shocked] What?
- Bug: And this blanket belongs to Elmo. Hmmph!
- [exits the helicopter]
- Elmo: [immediately brightens up] Blanket!
- [rushes to the helicopter]
- Huxley: Wha...? Bug, I thought we were friends.
- Bug: No! You're a greedy, selfish villain, and nobody likes to be friends with a greedy, selfish villain. Hmmph!
- Huxley: Listen, Bug, I'll give you back every single teddy bear. I'll give you back the sun, and the Earth, and the moon, and the stars, and the...
- Bug: Less talkin', more givin'.
- [turns and walks off]
- Huxley: Bug? Bug, listen, you're not in your right frame of mind.
- [follows Bug off]
- Huxley: This isn't when you make it a points decision! Wait, Bug! Bug! Bug, wait, wait, we're not finished yet.
- Elmo: Zoe? Elmo's sorry for hurting your feelings. Can we still be friends?
- Zoe: Hmmm... yeah. Friends forever!
- [last lines]
- Elmo: Elmo wants to say, thanks for helping. Elmo loves you. Bye-bye.
- [goes back to dance with his friends. Ernie and Bert come in to the scene]
- Ernie: See, Bert? Just like I told you, Elmo got his Blanket back.
- Bert: Yeah, and it's a happy ending.
- Ernie: Yeah, and thank you all for helping.
- Bert: Oh yeah, you deserve a big round of applause.
- Ernie: Yeah, yeah, everybody clap for yourselves, come on!
- [Ernie and Bert applaud]
- Kids in audience: YAAAAY!
- Bert: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were great!
- Ernie: Okay, Bert, time to go home.
- Bert: Yeah, and I knew everything would be okay. I knew Elmo would get his Blanket back. And I knew there'd be a happy ending.
- Ernie: Yeah, yeah, right.
- Bert: Yep.
- [to the audience]
- Bert: See ya!
- [turns to leave, but then notices that the end credits are starting]
- Bert: Oh, look, look, look! Ernie, credits! OH! I wanna see who did the catering. Yeah, that was really good toast, y'know, they cut off the crusts and everything.
- Ernie: Uhh, Bert, time to feed your pigeons.
- Bert: Oh, yeah, thank you. Bernice!
- [leaves]
- Ernie: [to the audience] Bye-bye.
- [snickers, then leaves, ending the film]
- Grouch Cop: I Love Goo, When You Take Our Goo We Gotta Do.
- Sharon Groan: You like me! You really like me! Get my good side... Oh, that's right. I don't have a good side.
- Elmo: Zoe! Look what you've did!
- Zoe: I didn't mean it, it was an accident.
- Elmo: Zoe's not Elmo's friend anymore!
- Zoe: What? I'm not your friend?
- Mouse: I'm told you this time I'm keep in it!
- [first lines]
- Ernie: [walks by humming, then turns and notices the audience] Hi there, everybody! Welcome to the movie. Hey, we're so glad you came. Now...
- Bert: [Bert appears, wearing a bath towel and showering cap] Ernie, Ernie.
- Ernie: Hm?
- Bert: Listen, I'm going to take a shower. Have you seen my antibacterial soap?
- Ernie: No, Bert, I haven't.
- Bert: Oh, now where did I...?
- Ernie: Now, this movie you're about to see is all about Elmo.
- Bert: Who are you talking to?
- Ernie: The audience, Bert. They're right there.
- Bert: Huh?
- [Bert walks up to the screen]
- Ernie: See?
- Bert: Wow, look at all those people!
- Ernie: Mm-hmm.
- Bert: Hey, nice cardigan!
- [Bert laughs, sounding like a sheep baaing]
- Ernie: Now, in this movie, Elmo is going to ask for your help. He wants you to talk and play along.
- Bert: Uh, how do we start?
- Ernie: It's easy: just count backwards from 10.
- Bert: Okay.
- Ernie: [Ernie whispers to Bert] You see, Bert, that's how you start a movie, Bert.
- Bert: Ahh.
- Ernie: Can you all help us count backwards from 10?
- Kids in audience: Yeah!
- Ernie: Ready? Yell real loud!
- Ernie, Bert, Kids in audience: [the countdown sequence begins] 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
- Bert: Ah!
- Ernie: Heya, Bert, don't ya think y'oughta put so clothes on now?
- Bert: Wait, what?
- [notices he is naked]
- Bert: AAAH!
- [runs away screaming]
- Bert: Ernie!
- Ernie: [laughs] Enjoy the movie, everybody.
- [leaves. The movie's title sequence plays. The screen pans through Elmo's open bedroom window and shows Elmo sound asleep in his bed, with his Blanket. A cute little yellow bird pops out of a cuckoo clock on the nightstand]
- Cuckoo clock bird: WAKE UP!
- Elmo: Aaah!
- [falls out of bed]
- Elmo: Elmo's up! Elmo's up! Elmo's...
- [notices the audience]
- Elmo: Wow! Hello, everybody.
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