If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind!!!

"If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind!!!" is a collection of raunchy skits. Think "The Groove Tube", or the follow up "Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses?". If you've seen those films and enjoy them you'll like this one.

I feel like this is weaker than it's follow up. There's really no new ground here. Just lots of sexual humor and nudity, that will appeal to our juvenile senses of humor.

I rented this along with "Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses?" about twenty-five years ago. I had never heard of them and didn't know what to expect, but I enjoy raunchy humor and gratuitous nudity. Lol! So, films like this are right up my alley, but I would recommend viewing these films before shelling out the cash to purchase them.

An hilarious sketch-style comedy in the style of Carry On,featuring profane old ladies,impotent men,gay cowboys,sex contests,extremely unfaithful husbands and wives and just about anything else to do with sex imaginable.

The film's highlight is the gorgeous Swedish model Uschi Digard,who somehow manages to get unclothed in every single sketch she stars in,like her husband coming home to find her in bed with another woman,and being a contestant in a sex contest where a guy must 'pop' as many girls as he can on a large bed in front of a huge audience in order to win big bucks.

Every sketch will have you laughing,especially the one with the drunk guy mistaking a tuba for a "large golden tuba".

I saw this film in 1976 and was very disappointed.Of all of the most ribald yet, low- level comedic films of the 70's("The Groove tube"."Tunnel Vision" and "What do you say to a naked lady?")this film was by far, the most wretched.It was basically a series of stale,re-cycled jokes featuring ethnic stereotypes, frat-house styled sexual innuendo, and forgettable one liners.All of this topped off by poor direction and third-rate acting.The film finds itself cast adrift in a sea of bewilderment:Are they trying to display sequential "stand up" comedy or showcase a series of funny sketches, with satiric and sexual overtones? Unfortunately, the film achieves neither objective. If you appreciate the humor of Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Woody Allen, or Groucho Marx, you'll detest this film. Steve D--Updated review-July 2012:I recently purchased the DVD on Amazon, and saw the film again,after 36 years.Let me tell you, I had forgotten how vile and vulgar the language was, in addition to the "nudie-cutie" elements.I counted 2 "almost chuckles" in a film with at least 60 alleged "joke-lines". I'm sure Keefe Brasselle rued the day he agreed to do his cameo "number".I hate to be negative but this film really was putrid!

As others have already stated, its just a collection of rotten jokes (most with a sexual theme) that were already stale and outdated when this was made in 1975. I guess they figured it would be entertaining if it had nude women and men throughout, which I think it does. The jokes aren't funny in the 21st century and I doubt most of them got laughs in the 20th century but sometimes bad humor can be amusing if you enjoy the cheese factor. The nudity is there for the sake of nudity, it neither helps nor hinders the jokes.

Watch it for the 70's nostalgia or if you like bad movies, but its not high quality entertainment.

This movie couldn't get made, or at least released in theaters, today: it has plenty of nudity (including an incredible older woman who must have had the best body in the film!) and a refreshingly politically-incorrect sense of humor (it's not above gay, rape, and bestiality jokes). Some of the skits score and made me laugh; others are duds and left me in a state of baffled silence. On balance, it's an amusing way to pass 80 minutes - but only for adults who are not easily offended. ** out of 4.