If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind!!!

An hilarious sketch-style comedy in the style of Carry On,featuring profane old ladies,impotent men,gay cowboys,sex contests,extremely unfaithful husbands and wives and just about anything else to do with sex imaginable.

The film's highlight is the gorgeous Swedish model Uschi Digard,who somehow manages to get unclothed in every single sketch she stars in,like her husband coming home to find her in bed with another woman,and being a contestant in a sex contest where a guy must 'pop' as many girls as he can on a large bed in front of a huge audience in order to win big bucks.

Every sketch will have you laughing,especially the one with the drunk guy mistaking a tuba for a "large golden tuba".

I searched all over my city looking for this movie, I finally found a copy at a video store on the other end of the city. This video store was organized by sadists! It was supposed to be sorted by alphabetical order, the movies were shelved like books would be, spine showing. There were 4 different shelves with the letter I on them, and I searched them all before giving up. I was determined to watch this movie though, as I enjoyed it so much when I was twelve. I finally found it when I returned a few days later with a friend to help me in my quest. I now have a new mission in life and that is to invent a method of time travelling so I can go back in time and kick my own ass. This was horrible, at only 80 minutes long it was 77 minutes longer than it need to be. Its a collection of old Jokes acted out and with the exception of maybe 3 they are the worst jokes ever!!!! Avoid this if you have any taste whatsoever.

I describe this movie as "Every off-color joke you have ever heard, and a whole bunch more that you have never even imagined:all acted out in no particular order". This movie keeps you off balance all the time. The only thing that remains constant is that whatever comes next is going to make you laugh again / more. I saw this movie when it opened in 1976, and still remember some of the sketches in it. When I tell others about them, it always gets a good hearty laugh going. If I could find a reasonably priced copy of this film on tape, you can bet both legs you'd find it in my personal collection.

Rating? This movie is still at the top of my "Top 10 must-see comedies"

As others have already stated, its just a collection of rotten jokes (most with a sexual theme) that were already stale and outdated when this was made in 1975. I guess they figured it would be entertaining if it had nude women and men throughout, which I think it does. The jokes aren't funny in the 21st century and I doubt most of them got laughs in the 20th century but sometimes bad humor can be amusing if you enjoy the cheese factor. The nudity is there for the sake of nudity, it neither helps nor hinders the jokes.

Watch it for the 70's nostalgia or if you like bad movies, but its not high quality entertainment.

All the old ribald jokes you've heard get acted out in hilarious situations by funny comedians. A new twist is put on every old joke, livening them up for the moment the climax jumps out and slaps you right in the face.

One after another, never a pause, they just keep hitting throughout the whole movie. I saw this when I was a teenager with my girlfriend Mary. Now I realize why we ended up getting married.

Plenty of sexy scenes included, too. Mostly boobs. The women in the movie are typically 70's girls, and I love it! It was such a great age, when women TRIED to be pretty. Sexy tight jeans, halter tops, high heels, they got it all!

Seriously, it's really worth a look (if you can find it). The sketches were all well-written by people who have a finger on comedy and what the audience likes. Give it a try. "Try it, you'll like it!"