Sois vulgaire, ça m'excite...

Awful movie but then again, I dislike pornography. I was at a birthday party in college and somebody whipped out "The Dick of Death"--which is by far the worst movie I had ever seen in my life. The acting is so atrocious (albeit porn) that you must burst out laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of this film. The title song has a cheesy lyric that was dated even back in 1985 when the film was released. The film itself has all the wonderful ridiculous clichés of the ultimate low budget porn...including the taboo clichés of a man with pantyhose over his face performing sexual acts. At best, it is raunchy and the actors are quite unattractive. People laugh at this film because it serves as a form of contraception by turning folks off to sex. I highly recommend this film for its comic relief to the bored housewives having parties, bachelor-ettes, and drunken coming of age college girls. I'm sure a man might find it funny too. The men who might find it particularly funny are those engaged in a homosexual lifestyle as this film portrays heterosexuality in its most degenerative and repulsive state. I give this film my ultimate John Water Kudo GoldStar.