John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut

I am typing this with both hands. That should give you some indication of the rancidity of this movie.

This was the first porno I had ever seen. First week of college 1996 my newfound friends and I bonded over JWB:Uncut - Okay, so the acting is bad, but no worse than any other porn I saw thereafter. And as for pure entertainment value, the, ahem, cut-to scene just after Lorena does the deed is one of the most hysterical things I have ever witnessed. Of course, after the big "reveal" I suppose there's not much else to see.

I won't argue that it's pure trash, and probably if you're using the film for solo viewing, yeah, I guess it's probably pretty distracting and not very useful. But if you're looking for something stupid to watch on a late night with your friends, I highly recommend it!

I saw this back in 1994 out of some morbid curiosity. I was working at a video store which stocked it. I had no interest originally (I'm a gay guy--why would I want to see a straight porn flick?) but Bobbitt WAS a good-looking guy and I was mildly curious to see if everything--ummm---"worked". After half an hour I turned it off. The acting was atrocious--the production values were nonexistent and NONE of the girls were attractive. As for Bobbitt--everything looks OK but it looks like he was "short changed" (if you know what I mean). Frankly I wouldn't do porno if I had as little as he did. Until this one "Debbie Does Dallas" was the worst straight porn I ever saw. This has it beaten by a mile.

This movie is pretty bad. It is a very low-budget porno with appalling camerawork and bad sex. Some of the girls are pretty, but you don't get to see anything and...well, it's budget.

Out of a morbid sense of curiosity, I had to rent this movie just once. And I must admit, that all I wanted to know was if his member functioned properly after the reconstructive surgery. Yes and no, is all I can say. Watch it yourself. If for no other reason but to see some really hot women get it on with a loser like Bobbit. Oh, and Lemme Kilmeister (of Motorhead) is in there as well.

As least we know it still works. Not much too different from your average XXX feature, really.