Zeus et Roxanne

This is the worst movie I have seen starring Steve Guttenberg. It was released in early 1997, The Spice Girls had just made their first American hit, Hanson was months away and this film was all that was salvaged from the horrible over teenie bopping that year. It has Marilyn Manson goth wannabes written all over it. Steve dresses fully in black through most of the movie, the adolescent girl wears black lipstick and only uses her soon to be stepfather for his DBBS satellite dish. The dog does that stupid growl thing every five minutes and the dolphin deserved better.

I just watched Zeus and Roxanne for about the 3rd time in my whole life. Once at my Grandma's on VHS when I was very young, a 2nd on my own VHS when I was maybe 11, and now a 3rd time about 15 years later on DVD, with the same Grandma.

The plot follows a dog named Zeus who falls for a dolphin named Roxanne- but Zeus's owner and the marine biologist who studies the behavior of Roxanne have their issues. Their kids hope that they fall in love, and if a dog and dolphin can fall in love, why can't their parents?

The movie had some good performances- I particularly enjoyed Steve Guttenburg (also in 3 Men And A Baby) and his son, played by Miko Hughes, who was one of Michelle's classmates in Full House.

Apart from that, there's nothing much I can say about the movie. The plot was fine, the filmmaking competent, and from such a standpoint, the movie is fine.

However, the 3rd act is clearly taken from Free Willy, with kids and adults working together to save a marine animal from those who want to do them harm. There were some pacing issues that I had, but that's a minimal complaint.

I know I'm sounding nit-picky for a 7/10, but animal movies like this are more my Grandma's thing than mine (she gave it a 10 for reference, and I put the movie in her collection rather than back in mine). As such, I was less entertained by it and slightly annoyed by the unoriginality of it than she was.

I don't hate Zeus and Roxanne, but it's not a must watch either. Let me put it to you this way- if you have interest in seeing this, you enjoy animal movies, and by reading this review, you are asking for my recommendation, then in that scenario I mildly recommend it.

However, in Siskel and Ebert terms, I have to give this thumbs down, but that's just based on my taste. I didn't hate it, but I wouldn't personally go around recommending it.

If I'm telling others what good movies I've seen lately, I won't enthusiastically be talking about this one. But if you like animal movies and want to kill an hour and a half, then the movie has done its job. Maybe the best way to put it is that Zeus and Roxanne is for animal lovers more than it is for film lovers.

Note: I also have to admit that I took an hour long nap after the movie, and when I woke up, I felt like I saw the movie yesterday. So...there you go.

Reverse Recommendations: Apart from Free Willy, which is a better movie in comparison, the movie was directed by Geroge Miller- who also directed Babe- one of the few animal movies that I actually LOVE. I also got some Beethoven vibes from the movie. So, I would recommend Free Willy, Babe, or Beethoven over Zeus and Roxanne.

There are very few movies that I can heartily recommend to others, but I have no reservations about suggesting "Zeus and Roxanne". If I had grandchildren, I would buy this one for them; we could watch it together without any awkward moments. That alone makes this movie a gem. The characters are pleasant and appear to be normal people who behave respectably. There is no degrading language which so often spoils other movies that I might otherwise have liked to recommend to others. I am not ordinarily an "animal" person, but I do tend to smile where dolphins are concerned. This is probably because they exhibit traits that I would like to see in myself. They present a totally positive image and are therefore a significant part of this good-feeling cinema work. Even the canine in this movie is not annoying, but very appealing. I usually watch mysteries, but "Zeus and Roxanne" is a very pleasant change of entertainment atmosphere. I wish that I had the ability to personally thank all who are responsible for bringing this film into my home today on TV! Since I can't, I'll just ask God to bless each of you in a special way.

I was depressed when I saw it, and it cheered me up. Silly - in the best possible sense of the word. Guttenbuurg and Arquette are ideal as the parents; the kids are perfect; the villain is fun; and the dolphin is beautiful - but Zeus, the dog, really steals the film. Watch and enjoy with any kid you know - especially your boyfriend (tee-hee).

I should say a Very Light Romantic comedy, this is pretty much a kids picture that some adults might enjoy. Guttenberg is getting some down time in the tropics from his musical career, Quinlan is there on her marine work, they flirt with each other as dog Zeus plays with Quinlan's dolphin subject Roxanne. I'll watch Quinlan in any light comedy, I think she's just great, and with a nice tan she's even more gorgeous. Guttenberg plays his role well also but of course the real stars are the animals which steal what show there is. The bad guy is just a little too bad for me (but might amuse the kids), for which this gets docked some but the scenery is wonderful and I can think of worse movies to waste my time on.