The Only Way to Spy

"The Only Way To Spy" is not a movie. It is a random collection of images shown out of order. To say that it doesn't make sense would be an understatement; any given scene has no connection to the previous or to the next one. There isn't a shred of talent or professionalism to be found in any frame of this picture. I'm surprised that not only it exists, but it also got a video release with a colorful video box cover that makes it look 100 times better than it actually is. It's supposed to be a soft-core action spy comedy: there is no spying, no comedy, very little - and badly filmed - action, and, infrequently, some naked breasts. The busty actress who plays "OO6" is game enough, and with a different cast and crew around her, she could have been the lead in a genuinely sexy spy spoof.

My first "0 stars" rating in 2007!

Don´t try to follow the plot, it´s non-existent. It´s an adult spy comedy, and it is one of the worst. The best thing about the whole movie is the title sequence and Uschi Dighart rushing past the camera for half a second. A "so bad it´s bad" movie which is hard to find (...and that´s a good thing too) The Editor worked on Tod Browning´s "Freaks" if I´m not wrong.

To be avoided!