- Rush Gingbaw: [on television] Love your neighbors. Oh, sure, love your neighbors. If they're real Americans.
- Walter Machen: I am the judge of hell... not everyone is lucky enough... to get my special attention.
- Sean Kelly: Mister Jack will snap your spine, and cut you in half with a scaly vine. Then just quick before you die, mister Jack will steal your eyes. Mister Jack will steal your soul, and then he will swallow it whole. Mister Jack will break your back, cut off your head with a whack... whack... whack. The Pumpkin Man will steal your soul, snap it up, and swallow it whole. Then just as quick before you die, The Pumpkin Man will steal your eyes.