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Fair Game

[Max has called his cousin Jodi and got the answering machine]
Ilya Kazak: [on the machine] Hello. You have reached the number of Detective Kirkpatrick's meddling relative. Cousin Jodi cannot answer the phone right now, but if you wish to leave a message, please contact your nearest psychic.
[scream from Jodi, gunshot]
Ilya Kazak: Dosvedanya to you, *asshole*!

Kate: No one tried to kill me! This is Miami. I'm local. We only shoot the tourists.

Ilya Kazak: [after Juantorena failed to kill Kate with the home explosion] I'm getting most annoyed by your petty incompetence.
Emilio Juantorena: Hey, you seem to forget you tap phones for a living, I tap banks!
[Kazak cocks his .45]
Emilio Juantorena: If it wasn't for me you'd be stuck in Havana pulling bananas out of your ass!
Emilio Juantorena: [realizes a gun is pointed at his head] Oh, what. You're going to shoot me.
Ilya Kazak: Yes.
[shoots him]
Ilya Kazak: You! You know how to use a computer as well as him.
Zhukov: DA!

Jodi Kirkpatrick: So, genius, have you ever pissed off the KGB?
Max: KGB?
Jodi Kirkpatrick: The Russian letter for Z looks like a 3. So 33 means ZZ which means Zapatnya Zabov, which means "Death to the West". They were based out of Cuba to strike Western targets. *They* being KGB Away Teams.
[beat]
Jodi Kirkpatrick: They were the Navy SEALS of the Spy World. Wet Works, Black Bag Jobs, Electronic Surveillance, if it was bad, these guys did it!
Max: Fuck DID, they're DOING! And they're *right on my ass*!
Jodi Kirkpatrick: Avoid anything that leaves electronic footprints because they WILL find it! Seriously, these people can crawl into your living room and pick your nose for you.

[Kazak has captured Kate]
Ilya Kazak: When I ran the KGB out of Cuba, I helped some... politically incorrect people hide billions of dollars in various Free World accounts, but I kept the account numbers. Magic numbers. Now, your client's husband, may he rest in peace, knew the secrets of banking, while I knew the secrets of phone lines. A match made in heaven. So when the time was right I could use those magic numbers and HELP MYSELF! But then you had to come along and FUCK IT UP!

Max: I'll tell you this, Kate, whoever's after you, they're real pros.
Kate: [wryly] I suppose I should take that as a compliment, it would be embarrassing to be killed by an amateur.

[Max is on the phone with a convenience store clerk and Ilya Kazak]
Max Kirkpatrick: Why don't you drop that bullshit American accent.
Ilya Kazak: [sounding American] I don't know what you mean.
Max Kirkpatrick: Dosvedanya, Asshole!
Convenience Store Clerk: Dosve... WHAT!
Ilya Kazak: [normal voice] Dosvedanya, Asshole?
Convenience Store Clerk: Yo man, fuck YOU and fuck whoever ELSE on the phone!
[hangs up]
Ilya Kazak: Clever BASTARD!
[hangs up]

Ilya Kazak: When did she become a 'they'?
Rosa: She is with the cop. And he's very good. He took out our whole goddamn team!

Zhukov: I can't believe it. They used their cellphone. It's like painting a huge bullseye on your ass!

Adam: [nervous] Are you looking for hardware... or is it software you're interested in?
Kate: [sexy] Hardware. I was hoping to demo your unit.
Adam: I'd have to... boot up first.
Kate: [sexy] Well, why... don'cha?

Lieutenant Meyerson: Max, you obviously got me confused with someone who gives a rat's ass.

[Rosa and Max are fighting on the beach. Rosa just kicked him in the groin]
Rosa: Ahh. Did that hurt you? Poor little baby. Let Mommy kick it for you and make it *better*!
[kicks him again]

[after dumping a ton of mail on Max's desk]
Rita: THIS is your mail because it has your name on it! My mail is sometimes addressed to OCCUPANT. Because, Max, I AM the fucking occupant of my place! Whereas YOU are no longer an occupant. Is this sinking in? GET YOUR SHIT OUT OF MY APARTMENT!

Colonel Ilya Pavel Kazak: He said "Dosvedanya, asshole".
Stefan: He knows about the Russian connection.
Colonel Ilya Pavel Kazak: We better find out what else he knows. Locate that woman!

Walter Hollenbach: Counselor, why are we confining ourselves to this very stuffy office when we could be at the beach frolicking in our bikinis?
[lets his eyes glide over her shapely curves]
Walter Hollenbach: Or, in your case, a thong?

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