Bikini Drive-In

Bikini Drive-In was the true unofficial sequel to the Bikini Car Wash Company films in my opinion. Interestingly, when I saw the credits at the start, Fred Olen Ray was the producer and Jim Wynorski was the director.

A movie with a familiar plot: someone has inherited something(namely an old drive-in theater) and she has to save it from bankruptcy. She and another man, who wanted to buy the property, choose to show old drive-in classics form the 50's and 60's and make it a party zone. This makes her happy because she is coming off a bad end to a relationship.

With this plot, who needs sex and nudity? But because the cast can't act, in comes the sex and nudity, and boy is it good. Ashley Rhey, former hardcore flash Sarah Bellomo, and Michelle Bauer strut their stuff. The sex in the Unrated version is pretty spicy. The movie lives up to being fun; you almost feel like you're there yourself. The only problem is that the film ends abruptly, like there wasn't a truly big climactic scene. Still, that doesn't deter that this is good fun, created during the golden age of MFV.

P.S. Don't diss nerdy people unless you see what's under their clothes. This movie will show you why!

I watch a lot of Fred Olen Ray. A satirical take on 80's (?) end of drive-in culture before the fall of the Berlin Wall (yes this is a plot point). Nice flick with friends.

The basis for this review is the 2023 Blu-ray.

Fred Olen Ray fans will be very happy; the results he achieved with this restoration are stunning. The movie looks like it was shot yesterday. Colors that were dull and muddy on the old version now pop. The clumpy grain and pixelation that marred the old DVD? Gone, replaced by a clean and crisp image, one that has not been DNR'd to death. The original 4x3 aspect ratio has been preserved, so no worries about image cropping. Frankly, I've seen releases by big Hollywood studios that didn't look anywhere near as good as this. Mr. Ray did not ignore the sound quality, either. Dialogue is clear, and the under appreciated soundtrack can be heard in all its glory. The movie is also completely uncut and uncensored. And oh, boy...it's a veritable feast for the eyes, featuring an impressive roster of early 90s T&A actresses.

"Bikini Drive-In" is a 1993 incarnation of an old trope: a failing business that is saved by the timely intervention of a group of attractive women. It's simple, effective, and provides the groundwork for ninety minutes of goofy, sexy fun. One scene in particular, featuring Michelle Bauer and Richard Gabai, exemplifies this. Trust me, you'll know it when you see it.

I couldn't write a review for this film and not mention Sarah Bellomo, of "Beach Babes From Beyond" fame. She's hotter than Texas asphalt during a heat wave in August.

Do not ignore the special features; every single one of them is worth a look. The commentary track with Fred Ray and Richard Gabai is both funny and interesting. I would argue that this is one of Mr. Ray's best movies, and one of the best discs released under the Retromedia label. Highly recommended. Hopefully, he will do the same for "Bikini Airways" one day.

Bikini Drive-In is a proud contributor to the "we must save the (insert place here) by getting naked" genre. Ashley Rey stars as Kim Taylor a sexy young woman who inherits her grandfather's car wash and finds herself in danger of losing it if she doesn't come up with 25,000 dollars in four days. If she doesn't then a greedy land developer (David Friedman- hamming it up) will tear it down and build a super mall. He sends his handsome son (Richard Gabai playing it cool and funny)to strong arm her and they end up in a hot and steamy love scene (unrated edition only). They join forces with Sara Bellomo (or to all you porn fans out there "Roxanne Blaze")and a cast of busty bikini babes to put on a movie marathon to raise money. Nikki Fritz and Tom Shell play two nerds in love. Once Nikki Fritz removes her bathing suit and takes off her glasses then she and Tom have wild sex in the storage room.It's a shame that Tom Shell isn't acting anymore because he is adorable. Becky Lebeau makes an appearance and also contributes some great songs (Wild Fire, Point of Seduction, Lost Without You, Caught in the Middle of love) and it's a wonder why she hasn't gotten some kind of music deal. Fred Olen Ray contributes a funny cameo as Randy Rocket and Michelle Bauer as a scream queen. I have to stress that if you do see this movie then see it unrated. The steamy love scenes do not exist in their entirety in the rated version.

I have to admit when I first picked this movie up off the shelf at my local video store I didn't expect much, but I have to say I was pleasantly surprised. The movie is full of absolute gorgeous girls, who never seem to be wearing much and aren't ashamed to show what their made of *girl power*. This flick is so much better than the very similar Bikini Driving School which really sucked. The only thing that it had going for it was that the super sexy Maureen Flaherty shows her great t**s a few times. Back to Bikini Drive In, for all you Michelle Bauer fans out there I think you'll be pleased to know that theres a really good scene in here when some servant guy rubs oil onto her t**s, and boy do they look good. The movie has some pretty funny scenes mainly toward the end. Good movie, Great girls. Here's an idea Mr Director how about Michelle Bauer and Maureen Flaherty in a movie together. It's a guaranteed success!!