- Carly Astin: You're not my father!
- Bob Lenic: No, but I am the man of the house now, and you're not going to screw up my relationship with your mother.
- Carly Astin: I can't believe she doesn't see who you really are!
- Bob Lenic: Well, you know what I see? I see the life of a 17-year-old girl is going to turn into real misery if she doesn't clean up her act real soon. Now come on, Carly, I'm not that bad a guy. Give me a chance, huh? What do you say? Give me a chance.
- [he kisses her]