The Van (1996)

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The Van

Larry: I have one for youse, me chips are as burnt as fuck!

Bimbo: Got a bit of bad news today. Knocked me back a bit. I was let go.
Larry: What?
Bimbo: Made redundant.

Weslie, Fox Hound Regular: [after Ireland have scraped a 1-1 draw with England during Italia '90] Winston Churchill, Lawrence Of Arabia, Elton John! Yiz can all go *fuck* yerselves!

Bimbo: I love Ireland.
Larry: [sobs]
Larry: I love Ireland.
Bimbo: So do I. I love Ireland, Maggie.
Maggie: I know you do, love.

[Regarding the Christmas menu]
Larry: It's a fuckin' turkey or nothin'!

Maggie: Do heavy metalers eat chips, Larry?
Larry: Probably.

Bimbo: [after sinking the van in the river] Mission accomplished.

Larry: God, I'm useless.

Bimbo: I'm going to kill it.
Larry: What?
Bimbo: I'm going to kill the poxy van.

Larry: Right. You with the head. What do you want?
World Peace: World peace.
Larry: You're barred.

Larry: Here. Show us your money. Your hands are sweaty.
Girl: So is your bollocks.

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