State Park, la course sauvage

"State Park" aka "Heavy Metal Summer" (with the former title being the best pick) was a Canadian comedy I've never even heard of before and it pretty much languishes in obscurity. However I feel that's undeserved. Sure I wouldn't call it memorable, as it's framed with conventional and goofy shenanigans, but it remains a surprisingly enjoyable and unassumingly breezy time-waster for its over-flooded sub-genre. While quite minor, it does deliver on the playful goods for a teen camp outing -- stereotypical characters springing up (always got a laugh out of the two clueless blonde beef heads), loud music (with a lively soundtrack), amusing dialogue exchanges, a moral to the antics, nothing but sunny weather, picturesque wilderness scenery, frequent nudity (topless shots and bare asses), a special neat cameo appearance (Ted Nugent jamming!) and someone (who's pretty easy to guess) in a bear costume called Willy (with quite a creative mind) fighting for the good of Weewankah State Park against a corrupt businessman who wants to turn it into a pesticide factory. How can you not find something to like? The spirited performances are all quite fun led by the likes of the beautiful and bubbling trio of Kim Myers (A Nightmare on Elm Street 2), Isabelle Mejias (Meatballs III: Summer Job) and Jennifer Inch. James Wilder and Peter Virgile are likable enough in their roles. Then you got Walter Massey and Brian Dooley superbly crafting out the characters you love to hate. A token, but pleasing and odd screwball blast.

Several youths converge on a State Park in Michigan, which is threatened by a mogul who wants to usurp the land of a family that does business with the swimmers & campers, not to mention dump toxic waste nearby. James Wilder and Kim Myers play the main protagonists.

"State Park" (1988) was also known as "Heavy Metal Summer" on video. It's a goofy B comedy focusing on summer camp, just not in the usual sense of youths going to camp together as an organized group à la "Meatballs" (1979). While this is a low-budget production and technically a "bad movie," it's superior in all-around entertainment. And entertainment is the name of the game. Yes, it's sometimes over-the-top silly, but it has a good cast, a picturesque setting, a compelling story, a quality 80's soundtrack and a famous hard rock musician makes a surprise appearance.

On the female front, Myer as Eve is super-cute, even stunning in a young Meryl Streep kind of way; you might remember her from "A Nightmare on Elm Street 2" (1985) or, more likely, as Pam on the 1996 Seinfeld episode "The Soul Mate." Meanwhile Isabelle Mejias plays Marsha and I like her story arc with the punk-metal dude. Then there's Jennifer Inch as Linnie; she's winsome and has a notable soft feminine voice. On the other side of the gender spectrum, James Wilder has the 'cool' factor of Peter Fonda, albeit a little shorter.

I can't fail to mention the entertaining subplot about the two metal rockers. The drummer (Louis Tucci) is reminiscent of Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue. It's amusing when they finally perform live because (1) they're not very heavy or extreme at all and (2) the singer sounds like a woman; of course the reason is because it was Rachel Sweet singing the song on the soundtrack (it's just part of the joke, I guess). "Love is Like a Chainsaw" is one of the songs. The female vocal lines and spirit reminded me of "Living in America" by The Sounds, released 14 years later. I guess everything old is new again, huh?

Besides Rachel Sweet, the soundtrack includes the likes of Ted Nugent and TT Quick amongst others.

This is just a fun flick that captures the magic of the mid/late 80s (because that's when it was shot); turn off your brain and enjoy.

The film runs 1 hour, 27 minutes, and was shot at Mont-Tremblant National Park & the corresponding Lac Monroe, Québec, which are located a little over an hour's drive northwest of Montreal.

GRADE: B.

Do yourself a favor and watch a candidate for best worst movie.

I recently watched State Park (1988) on Tubi. The storyline centers on a businessman who plans to build a factory and dump waste in a local state park. A man in a bear costume, along with a group of random teenagers who wander into the woods, band together to stop him.

The film is co-directed by Kerry B. Feltham (Chicago 70) and Rafal Zielinski (Fun), and stars Kim Myers (A Nightmare on Elm Street 2), Isabelle Mejias (Scanners II), James Wilder (Zombie High), and Walter Massey (Zombie Nightmare).

This felt like a low-budget knockoff of Meatballs Part II. The man in the bear costume was bizarre, and Ted Nugent's cameo didn't quite land-it felt more like a gimmick than a memorable moment. The movie is full of classic '80s summer camp hijinks: not especially creative, but filled with the usual tropes-attractive young women, gratuitous nudity, and slapstick humor. As expected, it all leads to a climactic series of games to "save the park," and to be fair, the final games were genuinely fun and entertaining.

In conclusion, State Park is a campy, unoriginal '80s summer comedy that leans heavily into the era's cheesy charm. I'd give it a 5/10.

Whole lot of fashion victims got together and filmed a movie so terrible the refused to put it in videohound books and so 1980s that it is shocking the word ozone is not mentioned. On the other hand it has some very decently looking actresses, teases us with just enough nudity to barely..... just barely hold our attention, throws in ted nugent because...... reasons, and surrounds the whole silly affair with a lunk headed dumb plot about corporations, toxic waste, and environmental concerns. There's also a heavy metal band in the spirit of KISS camping (do people like that ever feel the need to go camping?) lessons about not judging people, some sort obstacle course race at the end and you sitting in your living room having just lost half an IQ point that you'll never recover no matter how many times you read A Brief History of Time. But the tits are nice....