Sorority Girls and the Creature from Hell

I've seen plenty of bad movies and "Sorority Girls and the Creature From Hell" is on my Worst Ten list.This film is so incredibly awful it has to be seen to be believed.The acting is extremely bad,the special effects are totally horrible and the script is laughable.There is even no gore!I am a bit surprised that something like this even exists...maybe it's some kind of a f***ing joke!Anyway avoid this one like the plague-rent porn instead and you'll feel better I guess!

This movie is from a particularly fallow period in the late 80's/early 90's when a lot of low-budget filmmakers decided they could make a "horror" movie if: 1. they scraped together all the change they could find in the cushions of the couch, and 2. they convinced some silicone-enhanced "scream queens" to show off their silicone-enhanced breasts. The prime offenders of this among the filmmakers were Dave Decouteau, Jim Wynorski, and Fred Olen Ray. The prime offenders among the "scream queens" were Linnaea Quigley, Michelle Bauer, Brinke Stevens, and Monique Gabrielle. None of those people was involved with this though, just one third-rate wannabe "scream queen" named Debbie Dutch (if that IS her real name). And the resulting movie makes Dave Decouteau's similar "Sorority Babes at the Slimeball Bowl-a-rama" look like "Citizen Kane" in comparison.

There is no real plot, this movie doesn't need no stinkin' plot. The acting is really atrocious. The only thing I found amusing is that the actress who has most of the nude scenes in this(Dori Courtney--if that IS her real name) uses an obvious body double. I mean why not just cast the body double? Do you really need an actress here? And what about the poor body double? Would you even bother putting "body double in 'Sorority Girls and the Creature from Hell'" on your resume? But perhaps I've got the whole thing backwards. Perhaps the anonymous body double was fine showing her breasts and butt cheeks for money as long as she didn't have to have her name and face associated with this movie! Maybe Dori Courtney is the REAL body double. At any rate, I wish I'D used a body double to watch this piece of crap.

Stupid girls and a couple of their oh-so annoying boyfriends head out to a cabin(which is pretty nice) for a weekend of whatever have you. Something in a cave is awakened, a mask on the wall growls, flares it's glowing eyes, and soon the cast starts dying. Very typical B movie trash to come out in the early '90's. It found a home on the USA Network for a while on Up All Night, and was good there, but is painfully useless otherwise. Many stupid scenes with lame characters, but it does benefit a little bit from Uncle Leo from Seinfeld in a supporting role. Lame horror movies with no-budget are fun, and this is good for a view, it's just nothing you should add to your top 10 list of bad movies to see, unless of course you've seen them all. Hokey, campy, and cheesy, with barely any talent on display from anyone involved. Two Stars.

Group of sorority girls go up to a wooded cabin for a little romance, however there is an escaped convict on the loose. To make matters worse, one of the girl's uncle has been transformed into a rubber faced monster. So bad, it is entertaining. Film features some of the worst special effects and sets in recent memory. Acting and direction pile on several layers of cheese. Could have used a bit more T & A however.

Rated R; Strong Violence, Nudity, Sexual Situations, and Profanity.

What the heck was this garbage? This was the worst stinking movie I have ever seen (Redneck Zombies a very close second). What kind of writer decides that an anthropologist, or whatever he was, is going to go into a cave, come across a paper mache mask glued to the wall of the cavern, and witness the "obvious" Christmas tree lights turn on behind the mask's eyes and hear the infamous words..."AAAahhhhh... you will serve me in blood!" and proceed to turn into the Creature from Hell. I rate this movie a negative 23 on a 0 to 10 scale. Don't waste your money folks... it's better to go out and buy a "tickle me Elmo" doll because, at least, you can punt this baby around your yard and feel good about it!