The Bikini Carwash Company II

This film is terrible. It has no redeming features (apart from the girls), the acting is awful and the script is excreble. Avoid this at all costs. It really is that bad, I thought it was a TVM movie. It was probably straight to video, so if you see any copies of it, burn 'em.

Kristi Ducati is back as Jessica looking a little heavier, but still very voluptous. This type of B-movie fare is becoming the standard unfortunately and most get pretty boring even with the topless scenes. Kristi is the best thing about this movie, unfortunately her top stays on until a brief scene at the end. The other teases are pretty lame and boring. Try another flick.

I'm not going to go too far into this. The reason for the low scores based on this film's (good god, I'm referring to it as a film!) relative value (boobies) is because most folks have only seen the borderline PG-13 but still R rated version. Avoid that one. If you're looking for shots of Kristi Ducati's mammary glands, the unrated version has plenty.

It still has that god awful 80s hair metal as well and, unlike the first one, things heat up in like the first ten minutes during the office scene where they celebrate ownership of their carwash company; truly enterprising young women!

The original film had a distinct and vibrant summer atmosphere where things were silly harmless and dealt with the outdoors of these women in bikinis and carwashes. This sequel which was released only one year after the original, feels a little more serious as it becomes more corporate dealing with a television network in a business and office setting and doesn't have to do with the outdoors with the car wash company.

The title is as such considering the main characters do return so it does relatively make sense.

However as a film it's very similar in tones of the t & an aspect with more over the top situations of these women revealing (for explicit infomercials). The plot is somewhat silly with how only a year after the original events, the lead and her friend are the top managers at their company. Not entirely outlandish but a little far fetched.

The major problem with the film is it seems to drag on a little long. Certainly feels a lot longer than the first film. It just comes across as a little too cheesy.

This movie is incredibly stupid. Here's the plot: Melissa is going to lose her carwash if she doesn't come up with $4 million. No problem, though! A couple of her carwash girls will just seduce the execs at the local televangelism station into giving her a week of air time, and she'll advertise lingerie. Plain-old advertising doesn't get her anywhere, so she starts saucing it up with "active" modeling (sex). The phony sex in this movie is about the worst I've seen, and the only likeable character is Melissa herself. The only part of this entire movie even worth watching is the music video at the end where all of the girls take their tops off as they wash cars. By the way, not to spoil it for you, but this is also the only time during the movie you actually get to see Kristi Ducati's massive breasts, and even then they don't get their fair share of attention, thus making that aspect of the movie a major disappointment as well.

I recommend this movie if you're hard-up, have nothing better to do and it's on late-nite on television. Certainly don't waste your time or money renting it, because just about any other movie you could watch is guaranteed to have any or all of the following: a) better story b) better acting c) better sex