- Mary Jo Buttafuoco: I've been living on baby food since this happened. So you tell her to take a bite for me.
- Amy Fisher: What, Dad?
- Elliot Fisher: Nothing.
- Amy Fisher: You were lookin'
- Elliot Fisher: If I was I wasn't the only one. Why are you dressed like that?
- Amy Fisher: Like what?
- Mrs. Fisher: I think Amy looks very nice.
- Elliot Fisher: Like that.
- Amy Fisher: Like a hooker, dad?
- Mrs. Fisher: [shouts] Amy!
- Amy Fisher: What? You can think it but you just can't say it?
- Amy Fisher: I found this in my little sisters bed!
- [pulls out a t-shirt from her pocket]
- Mary Jo Buttafuoco: That doesn't prove anything. Joey gives those out to everyone.
- Amy Fisher: I think the idea of a middle aged man having sex with a 16-year-old girl is pretty disgusting.
- Amy Pagnozzi: Can't you at least see that she's a monumental brat?
- Mrs. Fisher: Is she spirited, you mean?
- Amy Fisher: The media made me out to be this hard, terrible person who doesn't care. The thing is, I feel very remorseful.
- Elliot Fisher: Your mother says for you to go to the store for my prescription.
- Amy Fisher: [stroppy] Now?
- Elliot Fisher: Fine. Let's hope I don't have a heart attack while I'm waiting.
- Amy Fisher: What? You gonna hit me? Try it, just try it! I hate it here, I think I'm gonna die! I'm just gonna explode!
- Mrs. Fisher: She always hated being trapped. When I was carrying her, she'd kick so hard, I'd get bruises. Now the only one to bruise is herself.