- Patty Pepper: [First meets the Cain children] Well, hi.
- Jason Cain: [Waving] Hi!
- Patty Pepper: Hi, I'm Patty Pepper and this is my husband Harland. Now who do we have here?
- Donna Evans: Well, this is Jessie, and this is baby Jason, Julie, Susie, and Cindy.
- Patty Pepper: Well, aren't you a bunch of cuties! You must be exhausted. Are you hungry? I bet you are.
- Jason Cain: [Giving a big cute smile]
- Patty Pepper: What a little dreamboat. Here why don't you let me take him for you?
- Jessica: It's OK, I can do it.
- [In the schoolyard]
- Susan Cain: [to the other children] Save it! You don't know nothing! Zero! Nothing!
- Jessica: What happened?
- Susan Cain: They say we stink, they say we wear garbage can clothes.
- Jessica: You don't stink, they do. They're such butts.
- Susan Cain: You butts!
- Julie: Big butts!
- Susan Cain: Big, fat, stinky butts!