- Billy-Bob/Ellie May: Well,
- [Ellie May grabs his fishing pole and starts leaving]
- Billy-Bob/Ellie May: gotta go.
- Jed Clemson: Well where you going
- Billy-Bob/Ellie May: I'm going fishing!
- Junior: Got worms?
- Billy-Bob/Ellie May: Yeah but I'm going anyway.
- Lisa Dubois: [the campers smoke a joint] Wilbur, did you treat this weed?
- Wilbur: Only with respect, baby.
- Wilbur: It's party time!
- [pulls out a stash of weed]
- Lisa Dubois: What is that?
- Andy: Colombian?
- Bob: Jamaican?
- Lisa Dubois: Swiss?
- Wilbur: Only the best... New Jersey.
- Bob: What exit?
- Billy-Bob/Ellie May: But Pa its gonna take me all night to deliver this!
- Jed Clemson: Quit yer bellyachin Ellie May, or else I ain't gonna save any mash for ya. I'm just gonna save it for my self and for your brothers and Ma... and maybe even some for Perky.
- Billy-Bob/Ellie May: You shouldn't give any to Ma. You know that stuff makes her crazy!
- Jed Clemson: You quit your sassin' boy! I'll pulled you outta yer mother and I'll shove ya right back in!
- Bob: [Telling a story while smoking a joint] She says "three inches". So I said "Yeah. From the FLOOR!"