- Frayn: This was, I believe, the first recorded instance of a CIA agent being eaten alive by a rainbow trout!
- Medusa: [after explaining to Leonard why replacing the fluids with dishwashing liquid made no difference] I could put Yoo Hoo in this and it would work.
- Leonard Parker: [slurring from rain pouring on face] If I save the verld... would you move back in with me?
- Man Ray: [sneers] I'm not afraid of a little meat!
- Leonard Parker: [Pulls a hot dog out]
- Man Ray: [laughs and takes a bite. After a couple of chews his head explodes in a shower of soybeans]