When Nature Calls

Are you seriously trying to tell me that there are people in this world that like this movie? I find that all but impossible to fathom. I've seen low-budget films with lasting value that far surpassed that of major studio productions. I've watched Asylum flicks that were surprisingly good. Camp and kitsch have their place in cinema, and I adore the utmost deliberate trash of John Waters, a man I'd unflinchingly name alongside David Lynch and Kurosawa Akira as one of my favorite filmmakers. With even just a modicum of wit attached, spoofs, parodies, satires, farces, and the most outrageous, outwardly random, and nonsensical of comedy can be tremendously funny. 'When nature calls,' unfortunately, cannot be described with any such verbiage. This is one of the worst things I've ever watched.

In unpredictably irregular, hopelessly scattered, and uniformly fleeting instances, there are little tidbits that demonstrate a sliver of cleverness. Sadly, with a single exception these are insufficient to earn a laugh - or with a single exception, even just a smile - for filmmaker Charles Kaufman and most everyone else involved lacked the skill and intelligence to fashion even the best of ideas into something thoughtful and cogent. It's a minor pleasure to see Gates MacFadden here, for example, and not least as she gets to exercise her craft as a choreographer, but she's present only for a throwaway skit that's intended for other purposes in the first place. That's pretty much the way it goes for any would-be joke that comes closest to evoking a response: a glimmer of wit is momentarily discerned, but gone just as quickly, or utilized poorly, and otherwise surrounded by too much balderdash to count for anything. And gosh golly, there's a lot of balderdash here.

I don't even mean writing that has aged poorly in the past forty years (e.g., racism, sexism, homophobia, fatphobia, and even a rape joke), though of course these are insufferable as well. Rather, there's a lot of these agonizingly long eighty-five minutes that are just cheap, common, simple-minded, juvenile, and/or puerile, including tiresome sex or anatomy jokes and scatological humor. There's a lot that Kaufman or someone else seemingly supposed was clever, but it really wasn't, except maybe for eight-year old children who shouldn't be watching a Troma feature to begin with; on the opposite end of the spectrum, there's some referential humor that is meaningless four decades later. There's far more that's pure randomness for its own sake, with no rhyme or reason to connect thoughts together, and somehow that randomness is intended to provide amusement. It doesn't. Have I mentioned sight gags which are so poorly visualized that the audience doesn't even have an opportunity to see what the picture intends?

With that latter point in mind I can't even say that 'When nature calls' is consistently well made, because the editing and cinematography sometimes leave something to be desired. I won't fault things like the sets, costume design, stunts, effects, or props for struggling with limited resources, but I will fault them for being approached carelessly. The sound and image quality is variable; sound effects and music are employed to ends as exhausting and as tawdry as anything else here. I guess we can say the cast give committed performances, but not all the acting is equal, and anyway I'm unsure why we should care about it when everything else is so rotten. And still we come back to the writing, and Kaufman's realization as director, because the vast preponderance of the humor fails spectacularly. Strictly speaking it's still true that I've seen worse titles, but not many. Whatever your impetus for watching, whatever it is you think you're going to get out of this, I must vehemently recommend finding anything else instead. 'When nature calls' is a dull, boorish dud, and it's simply not worth anyone's time.

This admittedly idiotic parody of the thankfully forgotten kiddie film "THE WILDERNESS FAMILY" is so completely, bloody stupid that you have to love it. The fake trailers at the beginning mostly bite the big one, but "Gina's Story" is notable for a pre-STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION Gates "Dr. Crusher" McFadden back when she was still known as Cheryl. Also, the trailer for a "Raging Bull" parody is hilarious in it's pointlessly-censored profanity.

The "story" proper deals with a family of New Yorkers who pack up and move to the forest in an attempt to "get back to nature." Massive amounts of bad jokes, tastelessness and stupidity ensue, but what a crazy ride! Top insanity points go to Weejun, a brave of the Kay-O-Pectate tribe, and the adolescent daughter's alarming first love.

This film should not be attempted without the aid of lots of booze or other, er..."party favors" of choice. Enjoy!

I recommend everyone stay away from When Nature Calls. I have seen some really lame movies in my years, but this one takes the cake, and to think I paid hard-earned money for this video makes me nauseous.

First of all, on the video, you have to muddle through 25 minutes of absolutely, positively HORRENDOUS previews of parody movies and HORRIBLE interviews made by this video company. If that isn't enough to bury someone, the movie starts and is even worse. And, if that wasn't enough, read on.....I gave up the ghost during "intermission" where a hot dog was "masturbating on popcorn", noses with glasses were "snorting cocaine", hog dogs were "drinking alcohol", and a marijuana leaf "rolled itself into a joint, stood up, and bowed", among other things that were totally rude, crude, and insulting. It couldn't get worse than this "movie"!

It was mentioned that this movie is similar to Airplane, but I don't see any resemblance whatsoever. Airplane is an Oscar winner in comparison!

It took a really sick mind to create this bunch of dogma!

It starts off with the glum withdraw of city & suburban life for this family and parents desire to make it better by going to the country, BUT they are not ready (all except little Billy) for the unexpected! Try for example a GAY INDIAN (ABSOLUTE FICTION)!!!

If you watch this catch the line (Oh you poor deer..).... I don't promise you will like it, but Ido promise you will find it unique and in the spirit of Airplane! Sean Richard McCarthy

When Nature Calls (1985) was a film made by Lloyd Kaufman's brother. He made several films for Team Troma during the late seventies and early eighties. This was one of his last films. According to him, he wanted to make movies until they didn't make a profit and it wasn't worth doing anymore. He said this during the production of Mother's Day. Several years later and a few more films under his belt he was still directing.

The movie begins with several fake trailers (Baby Bullets, Raging Bull#@%! "A Martin Snoreasy Production, and a film for blind people). The feature film is called The Outdoorsters. An all-American family with All-American problems. They decide to move out of the big city and live in the country. But the wildlife ain't all that it's cracked up to be. This crazy comedy is filled with numerous sight gags, dated humor and corny jokes. One of the best jokes in this film revolves around "Wee-Jun" from the Ka-o-pec-Tac tribe! (played by David Strathian).

A Troma production through and through. Too bad Charles Kaufman 'retired" from the movie business. He should have went one and made several more comedies. But he left us with Mother's Day, Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters to name a few.

Highly recommended.