- Lt. Connely: Doc, you seem to know your way around all this mystical stuff. But do you know what they call it when you get deja vu twice?
- Dr. Newbury: A re-occurring extra-sensory phenomenon.
- Lt. Connely: No. Stupid.
- [cackles like a hyena]
- Laura: Something's not right.
- Chris: Maybe she walked down to the Oats' house. Unless the boogeyman got her.
- Jerri: Chris isn't gonna let the boogeyman get us, are you, Chris?
- Chris: Where's a telephone booth? I have to change.
- Jerri: I like you just the way you are, Clark.
- [kisses Chris]
- Laura: Careful you two don't drown each other.
- Chris: Laura, give it a rest, will you?
- Santa: What the fu--? Hey Buddy. Easy boy. You're not well. Hey, Ricky, uh, ah about the broccoli, I was just kidding, seriously. Want a drink? No! No! No!