Cookie

If you have ever watched any of the dozens of writer/director/producer John Hughes 1980's classic teen Rom/Com films than you will surely notice the failed attempt of this 1986 film title Cookie lackluster production quality and choice of actors in attempting to copy the more successful John Hughes Rom/Com style of film.

The entire cast of the film Cookie failed miserably especially the lead actor Emily Lloyd who was supposed to be playing the troubled teenage illegitimate daughter Carmela 'Cookie' Voltecki of the former mafioso boss Dominick Capisco (Peter Falk) who was just released from prison after serving a thirteen (13) year stint.

The combination of Emily Lloyd's being cast as the illegitimate daughter of an Italian mob boss played by Peter Falk neither of which have any Italian heritage but eh the director Susan Seidelman is no Francis Ford Coppola, or Martin Scorsese either, so why expect any casting realism in this cheap knock off of the successful John Hughes filmography.

The music score also reminded me of a John Hughes type film, and after you see the way Emily Lloyd is dressed throughout the film you will surely be reminded of the earlier 1986 film Pretty In Pink starring Molly Ringwald with her funky attire which was more than a minor faux pas and cheap attempt at copying the similar costume effect delivered by John Hughes

In summary, although this 1989 film Cookie was a disappointment for me it was an indirect great tribute to the late great writer/director/producer John Hughes by the failed attempt to copy his film style of a Rom/Com film.....sorry but director Susan Seidelman just isn't cut out for directing major films. Oh wait a minute, that's why she has been focused lately on TV productions.

I give it a 5 out of 10 IMDB rating

The usual suspects support Peter Falk and Emily Lloyd in Susan Seidelman's mob comedy. He's coming out of prison after thirteen years and wants his money from Michael Gazzo. She's his illegitimate daughter by Dianne Wiest, a street kid and "famous screwup" who winds up driving for him. Gazzo has no intention of paying him, of course. In fact, Falk is so annoying that Gazzo wants him dead, and with guys like these, the wish is usually father to the deed.

After all ll the Mafia movies of the 1970s came the inevitable reaction in the late 1980s of mob comedies, and this is one of the best of them. Sociologically, these films marked the middle of the Mafia's decline. It seemed every mook flipped for witness protection and a book deal. Newer, more violent gangs were taking over the drug trade, Off Track Betting gutted the bookies, and Waste Management took over garbage collection. Organized Crime was still feared, and the legend persists, but the grandsons of capos now largely run legitimate businesses; they've assimilated.

Jerry Lewis has a sizable role, and Lionel Stander is on view as an aging capo di tutto capi, as are Brenda Vacarro, Adrian Pasdar, and lots of shots of grungy outer boroughs and Atlantic City.

The movie starts with Carmela 'Cookie' Voltecki (Emily Lloyd) mourning at the funeral of Dominick Capisco (Peter Falk) and then it flashbacks a few months earlier. Cookie is a wild rebellious teen. Her mother Lenore (Dianne Wiest) is the secret mistress of imprisoned gangster and her father Dominick Capisco. He's getting paroled and forces Cookie to get a mob job. She eventually becomes his driver. Bunny (Brenda Vaccaro) is his unhappily mob-marriage wife. He wants his money and get out of the business but his partner Carmine (Michael V. Gazzo) has squeezed him out. U.S. Attorney Richie Segretto (Bob Gunton) has set his sights on Dominick mistakenly assumes him to have returned as a mob boss.

This is directed by Susan Seidelman and written by Nora Ephron and Alice Arlen. This female group has created a mob movie with a few quirks, little tension and even fewer surprises. It's led by two mannered performances from rebellious Emily Lloyd and old tough guy Peter Falk. I like both actors but the movie is rather forgettable. It's not as quirky or funny as it thinks it is. The writing really doesn't have an edge. It has a few action scenes but the intensity is not terribly high. There are better mob comedies elsewhere.

It was planned as a feel good movie like 'Desperately Seeking Susan' but in fact it is unfortunately only goofy and boring. I don't know why such a accomplished writer like Nora Ephron had written such a bad screenplay and the poor actors and actresses like Ricki Lake, Dianne Wiest, Peter Falk, Brenda Vaccaro, Lionel Stander or Jerry Lewis have had no chance to show their talents. And poor Emily Lloyd. I think it costs her a lot of sympathy in Hollywood and have had prevented to become such a big star like Gwyneth Paltrow or Winona Ryder in the USA.

I saw this movie in its original theatrical release in 1989. The US Attorney, 'Richie Sembretto', was played by Bob Gunton, who was just fresh from his Broadway success as Juan Peron in Evita. In the movie, I noticed Gunton's hairstyle - a really bad combover (which I noticed because Gunton had a full of hair, then as now). Being a regular reader and watcher of news, I recognized the real-life basis for this character: the then-US Attorney for the Southern District of New York, Rudolph Giuliani, who had funny hair even then. Also, "Sembretti" was a full-out publicity hound, as was his prototype Giuliani - it was unmistakable. In '89, this went unnoticed by most critics (at least those outside NYC). I was just wondering whether anybody who sees this in 2020 might pick up on what I'm talking about here ...

By the bye - I kinda liked the movie ...