- Randall Bordeaux: Listen, Darling, I don't know, uh, exactly how to say this, and I don't want to blow it out of proportion, but I think Randy's too big to be sleeping in here now.
- Callie Bordeaux: Well, he couldn't sleep. He ate too much birthday cake--you do remember today was his birthday, right? Just wanted to get his little book, climb up in bed with Mama and read for a while. Anything wrong with that?
- Randy Bordeaux: Now, come on, Mama, I'd say you were a pretty dynamite-looking chick, to use the vernacular.