Carabinieri si nasce

This film is simply the worst "comedy" I´ve ever seen! Bad acting, jokes and everything. Too bad this film isn´t good bad film, it´s just terrible. Sometimes I thught I was watching softcore porn film. There´s one scene where some woman agents are in shower and men poke their privates through holes which lead to the shower. That really makes the film more worse. I rate this movie 1 out of 10 (½ out of *****)

Mariano Laurenti directed this title in 1985. It was filmed around Livorno, Pisa and Tirrenia, using the CONI Sporting Centre as a Carabinieri Barracks location. Two thieves, escaped from a prison, are mistaken as Carabinieri officers in a secret mission and will save the lives of a group of female astronauts. Script is based on the common lieu that Carabinieri are stupid, and this film is basically a collection of jokes about them. Italian director Alessandro Benvenuti (Ivo il Tardivo, Belle al Bar) is starring as a mad captain who thinks to be Rambo. He is the only one who performs properly... Extremely low budget, reflected in quality of artistic and technical cast, some nude scenes and absolute not-funny dementiality, as usual in this kind of film, that must be classified in the "pecoreccio" sector of worst Italian comedy.