Heavenly Bodies

Taped this film years ago and thought it was just a great film about three(3) young gals striving to make a career in the dance field. It showed the hard work behind the scenes of the dancing world and gives encouragement for all those trying to follow in their footsteps. The location in Canada is depressing and the abandoned warehouse they decided to rent was unbelievable. There is lots of love and HOT romance along with a cute scene with a little boy asking a question about "Orgie's" and a very cute reply from his mother. This is a great classic film and very enjoyable to view, try to catch it on TV sometime!

I howled with laughter all the way through this silly, childish "Flashdance" rip-off. It's a definite contender to the list of "so bad, it's good" flicks, although it's probably too obscure to be widely known. The acting is pretty hideous and the script is packed with of some of the most unintentionally hilarious dialogue you'll hear anywhere. "Flashdance" had many of the same qualities, but this makes "Flashdance" look like high art in comparison!!

More laughs than the average comedy.

"Heavenly bodies" (1984) was Canada's answer to 1983's "Flashdance." Not that it's a rip-off, because the stories are totally different. In "Heavenly Bodies" three women decide to start a fitness club that specializes in aerobic with intentions of eventually purchasing the building they lease. When the building is bought out from under them by a competing fitness center, the main protagonist, Samantha Blair (Cynthia Dale), issues a challenge -- a dance-aerobics competition -- with the building as the prize.

Some have lambasted "Heavenly Bodies" as the "worst film ever made," "bad cinema" and "heavily campy," but actually none of these criticisms are true. Films should be evaluated according to what they aspire to be and, consequently, no genre is beyond redemption or beneath contempt. "Heavenly Bodies" never aspired to be "Ghandi" or "Out of Africa." It's a sports film focusing on aerobics for cryin' out loud. The question is: Does it deliver on that level? Yes, in spades.

What is required in a aerobics sports flick from 1984? Quality characters, heavenly bodies (sorry), energetic music, kinetic direction, a story that keeps your attention and a film that generally keeps your blood pumping, right? "Heavenly Bodies" scores well in all these areas. For instance, Cynthia Dale is a great protagonist for this type of flick; she's cute, winsome, sprightly and insanely curvaceous. Although Jennifer Beals was fine in "Flashdance," Cynthia easily surpasses her. And Cynthia is only one of the numerous shapely women featured throughout. There are guys too, of course, for those who care.

The criticisms that "Heavenly Bodies" is "bad cinema" and "heavily campy" are based solely on the fact that the film is from 1984 and involves aerobics. Aerobics was a fad that goes by different names today and the attire & hairstyles are naturally dated, which make the film an easy target for contempt. But this does not make it bad filmmaking or campy in the least. As far as "heavily campy" goes, there's nothing artlessly mannered or self-consciously artificial in the story or performances; and there's nothing remotely campy in the sense of, say, the 60's "Batman" TV series. The story and actors play it straight throughout. Do these critics even know what 'camp' is?

The film runs a short-and-sweet 90 minutes and was shot in Toronto.

FINAL WORD: Don't listen to those who rip on "Heavenly Bodies" as a bad, campy film. It's at least as good as "Flashdance" and IMHO far better. Cynthia Dale is a great protagonist with a charming presence, a well-rounded perfect figure and excellent dance/gymnastic skills, not to mention the myriad of other 'heavenly bodies' throughout. It also has energetic (albeit dated) music, solid characters, limited dialogue, flashy directing and an entertaining story. What more could you ask for in a film of this ilk?

Unfortunately the film is only available on VHS as of this writing.

GRADE: B+ or A-

Going nowhere in her desk job, cute single mom Cynthia Dale (as Samantha "Sam" Blair) decides to open an exercise club. She rents a warehouse and calls it "Heavenly Bodies". Romance shines on Ms. Dale in the form of blond football player Richard Rebiere (as Steve). When the fitness craze blankets North America, a TV station hires Dale to host an exercise show. She edges out cute blonde Laura Henry (as Debbie Martin), who works at a rival club. It's only a local TV show, but Ms. Henry is more than miffed. She decides to shut down "Heavenly Bodies", with help from her lover Walter George Alton (as Jack Pearson). When one lover says to the other, "I heard you got shortchanged between your legs," we have a fist-fight. It all climaxes with a "workout marathon" between the two fitness clubs. The winning team gets "Heavenly Bodies". Director Lawrence Dane generously shows off many well-proportioned young women jumping around the screen, in tight work-outfits. You might get dizzy watching them.

**** Heavenly Bodies (12/15/84) Lawrence Dane ~ Cynthia Dale, Richard Rebiere, Laura Henry, Walter George Alton

This movie comes only one year after "Flashdance". I cannot forget the moments I spend in the movie theater back then (I was a teen). Just saw this movie again and it sparks the same feelings inside me and I still love it.

First of all, I do not agree this movie is a drama. It does have a happy end and it is a pure sport movie with a little love story and a pinch of "villains" (a tiny little pinch, just as much black pepper one would put on his lunch). I know some people would suggest this is a dance movie a-la "Flashdance", but really - while it bears some resemblance, "Heavenly Bodies" is a pure sport movie.

This movie reflects on 100% the aerobic fitness mania of the 80s. I know few countries, where this movie got nearly a cult status. Why? Because while "Flashdance" was all about the dance and by accident helped to popularize the breakdancing, "Heavenly Bodies" is all about the aerobic gym classes and a competition. That's it. Nothing more or less.

Sport, ambition, competition and winning - this is all about the movie in four words, all wrapped up with the story of a single working young mother and her ambition to dance, which turned to aerobic mania and a little love from a local football star. We add the ambition to escape the 9-to-5 office life and the desire to get your own business and make it run. And in the end - they lived happily ever after. However all this is packaged with nice views from Toronto, Canada, nice young Canadian legs and butts, lots of hair in 80s style and a great soundtrack, while the competition keeps you on your toes, while you wait to see the winner.

Yes, the competition is the best in this movie. Well done, suspenseful, not that you don't suspect who's gonna win, but it still manages to make you doubt it in few moments and keeping you on your toes all the time. The main character was hurt the previous day, but still manages to go trough "the wall", as the runners call it - the initial limit of the human energy, which once broken unlocks additional energy potential, in this case fueled by the main character's dream of having and keeping her own business.

That's it. All I can say is, back when the movie was released, where I am from this movie had much more impact, than "Flashdance" and to this day it is better perceived as a good sport movie and a movie to value ambition and a good-looking body, along with the great songs it comes with. This is a movie I can watch for much more time.

I recommend this movie.