- Sexilia: [on telephone] Hi, Paco, it's Sexi... I'm sitting here with a friend. She has some problems because her father takes an aphrodisiac every second day and rapes her.
- Sexilia: I went to an orgy after the concert, but I could only think of you.
- narrator: A Spanish biogynaecologist, Dr De la Pena,achieved the non-sexual reproduction of six identical parakeets for the first time.
- announcer at gig: Los Melancolicos can't be with you tonight due to problems with drugs, child trafficking, white slavery and a few other things. But instead, we'll have a group you all know and hate.
- Sexilia: I'm having a party. Music, alcohol, porno videos, drugs.
- Sexilia: I picked up some guys but I didn't have to pay them.
- Susana: You mean you slept with them?
- Sexilia: Of course.
- Susana: How many?
- Sexilia: Eight, ten, I wasn't counting.
- Susana: And the girls?
- Sexilia: Me. I don't invite girls to my parties. I'm enough.
- Susana: But, Sexi, that means you're a...
- Sexilia: Nymphomaniac. Always have been.
- Susana: Be careful.
- Sexilia: Why?
- Toraya: This child is completely normal?
- Azafata: Yes, except she's a monster.
- Toraya: You have to do me a very special favor. I need some of the Emperor's semen. Send it to me.
- Queti: My father has loads of problems. He buys all the beauty magazines. I read them. So, if you want any advice?
- Nana: Yeah, make me ugly.
- Sexilia: Give me some brains.
- Susana: I came to talk to you about sex. Let's go to bed.
- Doctor: To be honest, I've never been interested in sex. There's something obscene about the union of two bodies. That's why I've dedicated myself to artificial insemination.
- Susana: How can someone so elegant, so self-assured, with eyes like yours, with a voice like yours, talk such rubbish? You've never screwed properly. But I can show you you're wrong. Tel me.
- Doctor: Please.
- Susana: Tell me, how do you really like it? Any particular way? You can tell me. I'm a psychologist. You can trust me. I'm not narrow minded. Anything goes. I like everything.
- Toraya: Mohamed, ya soy fértil!
- Doctor: He was always interested in gynecology.
- Toraya: You're telling me!
- Cantante y director de la fotonovela: [giving directions] "Fabio, now phone and ask permission. Phone a friend... Make it short, and watch what you say... Hi, So-and-so. So-and-so calls you. She wants to talk and take you to some tacky bar to have salad for lunch. Or better yet, a tuna empanada. And then you say, "Darling, I have to hang up. A sadistic killer is literally tearing me apart.If I survive, I'll call you back and give you the details." Something like that, but always posing for the camera."
- Fabio: [while menaced by an electric drill] "Darling, I have to hang up. A sadistic killer is literally tearing me apart, and I have to wait for him to finish. Well, if I survive... I'll go out later and we can go to a tacky place to eat something greasy. Beans with sausage.All right, darling. Goodbye. "
- Fabio: I think I'll sniff some nail varnish. Have some, darling. What an overdose!
- Fabio: Better too much than too little. Quantity not quality is what I say.
- Fabio: [note that Fabio gives to Riza] Yes, I'd like to Cher something with you this evening.
- Fabio: [to Riza] I'll turn you into the queen of Halloween.
- Fabio: No money, Sweetie, so no car, no girl, no dope, no vices. I'm demented.
- Fabio: Hello, hello, people. It's me again, but I'm not here for the likes of you.
- Azafata: She's no fool. But she really gets on my tits.
- Azafata: Think it over before you do anything. Children don't bring happiness. We shouldn't try to fight nature. She knows best.
- El Tintorero: Either you're schizophrenic or you do it to turn me on.
- Sexilia: It's all lies! You should have said you wanted to fuck. How stupid. All this talk about love. Is this love? I'm through with it.
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