En 2000, il conviendra de bien faire l'amour

So I was looking for really bad movies to watch with friends, and this thing called the Sex Machine caught my eye (me being a guy and all). I read the box, and the premise seemed utterly too preposterous to resist. I mean, come on, this guy invents a machine that converts sexual energy to electricity to save the earth from complete amish lifestyle for the rest of eternity. Was I dissappointed? Absolutely not! Go rent it if you feel like mocking something that was oh so obviously meant to be mocked.

There's absolutely nothing worth recommending about this awful Italian "sex comedy." It's bad and cheap from beginning to end. It's a provincial Italian movie that should have remained lost in the boondoggles of the Italian countryside for all eternity and not released internationally. But, unfortunately, because of the film's sensationalistic title, distributors from all over the world got a hold of it and actually thought anyone living outside of Italy would be interested by it. Not!

Everything about it is cheap, grubby and ugly. But worst of all, it's totally unfunny. It's supposed to be a comedy but I can't imagine anyone laughing at any of the jokes in this movie.

If you like Italian movies in general, like me, do not, I repeat, do not watch this one. It's worthless.

The Italians know how to make 'em. I rented this movie wary about whether I would just see a silly, stupid sex comedy and I found otherwise. Very amusing, Professor Coppola discovering that energy from sex is a viable way to solve a serious energy (as in power supply, electricity fuel, etc.) problem. Then, not just the government gets involved, but the church--its great.

Once the basics, the experiment, are accomplished, what is are the grander goals--how much sex gives how much power? What are the parameters for goals, what can be done with it? The government licks its chops. The churchman asks, don't we need love as well as sex? What are the role of gang bangs, perversions, whatever? OK, the latter two are just thoughts not action, and that is good--just part of the wit. A lot of that is present here. There are mainly one stud and two gorgeous leading ladies, but the professor also discovers his wife is cheating on him. Great fun and lighthearted--you'll enjoy it.

There is no energy in the world. No more oil or other source of energy. So horses, candles and bikes come into play again. A scientific discovers that energy can be obtained from the sensations of sex and orgasms. He lights on a bulb with a single masturbation, then a chandelier with a coitus and so on. He recruits the best lovers in the city to turn on an entire building. Very original and funny, spoken in English. The best of the movie is to enjoy the beautiful Agostina Belly and the even more beautiful Eleonora Giorgi showing us their beautiful nude bodies. That alone deserves to watch the movie more than once. I watched this movie 30 years ago a now it is part of my collection. Recommended to those who like Italian comedies.

There is no power in Italy, so a professor feels that by using power given off by sex, they can light Italy up again. I don't know what you're thinking, but just hearing that, it sounds like a stupid film. And it is. It's just a stupid excuse to have sex on the screen.