- Lise: I feel homesick.
- Bill: Homesick? For what?
- Lise: My loneliness. I want to go back home to feel all my loneliness again.
- Lise: You look like Red Riding Hood's Grandmother. Do you want to eat me?
- Bill: [laughs] I'd like to, I'd like to. Unfortunately, I'm on a macrobiotic diet and I can't eat meat.
- [laughs again]
- Bill: I'm staying at the Metropole. I'll book you a room there next to mine. The company will pay for it because I have to have an orgasm a day on my macrobiotic diet, you see?
- Lise: I am an idealist.
- Bill: Oh, I only meant that... er... if we get acquainted, I think somehow that I'm your type, you know?
- Lise: Do you think so?
- [he nods]
- Lise: Well you're mistaken. When I diet, I diet. And when I orgasm, I orgasm. I don't believe in mixing the two cultures.
- Lise: [in Italian; subtitled] Eh, excuse me, which way is it to the Hilton, please?
- Traffic Policeman: [in Italian] Turn left and then keep straight.
- Lise: [in Italian] Thank you. Ah, do you carry a revolver?
- Traffic Policeman: No.
- Lise: [in Italian] Because if you did, you could shoot me.
- [she drives off]
- Lise: If you think you're going to have sex with me, you're very much mistaken.
- Bill: But I haven't had my daily orgasm. It's an essential part of the diet; an orgasm a day. If you miss a day, you have to have two the next day and that gives me indigestion.
- Lise: I have no time for sex. I mean it. Sex is of no use to me, I assure you.
- Bill: But orgasms are yang!
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