Hex

I caught this one online under the title THE SHRIEKING. It's an odd little amalgam of no less than three genres, none of which work out very well. It has a western setting with Native American folklore playing a role in the proceedings. The idea of an outlaw gang holing up at a remote ranch occupied by a couple of young sisters is a familiar western trope. It's also a biker movie, with familiar faces like Keith Carradine, Robert Walker Jr., Gary Busey and Scott Glenn filling out the roles of the ragtag bikers. Finally, it's a supernatural horror story of death and revenge, although these plot elements are so subtle that you could almost miss them. Some interesting ingredients are present here, but as a whole it's a quiet and lacklustre movie.

Summer in Nebraska, 1919 and a group of bikers on vintage motorcycles ride across the prairies on their way to California. On their journey they find themselves being pursued by a town posse. They decide to lay low, and invite themselves onto an isolated farmed owned by two sisters. Daughters of an Indian medicine man. The younger sister is welcoming, while the older is weary as she uses sorcery to defuse any sort of threat. Trippy rural, low- budget horror-comedy-romance-drama... I don't know how to categorise this one. I mainly sorted this one out for Scott Glenn. A bizarre, laid-back atmosphere with a touch of airy mysticism and a bunch of familiar faces giving animated performances (Keith Carradine, Scott Glenn & Gary Busey playing hillbilly cousins). While atypical (just look at the death scenes and ominous underlining), it was rather annoying to sit through (mainly the performances - Christina Raines taking top honors, music and its erratic mood swings) and its plot is threadbare with very little happening throughout. "Hex" is a neurotic story of love, acceptance and horror. But it doesn't completely come together, as there's not much to hold it there.

This film begins in 1919 with two sisters named "Oriole" (Cristina Raines) and "Acacia" (Hilarie Thompson) working alone on their farm several miles from the small town of Bingo, Nebraska. Although they don't go into town very often, when they finally decide to do so, they are surprised to see a small group of World War I veterans riding motorcycles and causing all kinds of pandemonium. So much of a ruckus in fact, that not long afterward these same veterans are subsequently chased out of town by an armed posse. Since none of this affects Oriole, she simply continues on with her business and afterward the two of them head back to their farm. When they get there, however, they are surprised to find the motorcyclists hiding in their barn in order to elude the posse. So, unable to convince them to leave or forcibly evict them, the two sisters decide to show them some hospitality by allowing them to sleep in the barn for the night and hoping that they will leave the next day. Unfortunately, when one of the veterans named "Giblets" (Gary Busey) tries to rape Acacia, Oriole takes matters into her own hands and conjures an evil curse upon him which kills him in a ghastly manner. Not realizing that Oriole has such mystical powers, the veterans decide to stay there a little longer-with horrible consequences for them all. Now, rather than reveal any more, I will just say that this could have been an excellent film if the director (Leo Garen) knew what he was doing. But apparently, that wasn't the case as each time he arrived at an important crossroads--he chose the wrong direction and let the moment slip. So rather than creating something special all we're left with is an incoherent mess. What a shame.

This is a very bad and very confusing film that apparently never saw a theatrical release, and with good reason. In the early 1900s, a dirty outcast motorcycle gang (?!) on vintage WWI cycles, blows through a prairie town and riles everyone up, including two sisters who live alone on an isolated farm. The pretty "half-breed" sisters (children of a Native American mystic, or some such bs) are young, blond, dumber-than-a-box-of-sticks Acacia, and sultry, dark haired Oriole, whose facial expressions and tone of voice NEVER change, no matter what the situation; she always looks stoned, or maybe she just doesn't care. I know I didn't. At first, Oriole tries to scare the bikers off her land, then realizes there are no bullets in her rifle, shrugs and invites them to dinner. Yeah, right. Then they all smoke pot and have a good time. No, seriously, they do! It's pretty silly. Then, Gary Busey (playing Gary Busey, like he always does) tries to rape Acacia and is found dead the next morning. Do the remaining bikers leave? Gosh, that would make too much sense, now wouldn't it?

This painfully stupid film finally manages to come to an end and takes its twangy, annoying soundtrack with it. There is no plot, the acting is atrocious and the sisters spend way too much time spouting ridiculous, trying-too-hard-to-be- ominous statements in inbred-hillbilly-ese that'll either make you laugh or groan with pain. It's sooooo bad. I wouldn't wish a viewing of this film on my worst enemy.

When HEX began, three things struck me. First, how incredibly pointless were the first scenes. Second, how the music score for the credits was incredibly jarring and loud. Third, I looked on the IMDB trivia and it said that the film was made in 1971 but sat on the shelf for two years and was also cut and recut... a clear sign the film was a s**tstorm. Holding a film for release it's a kiss of death with few exceptions.

In 1919 (soon after the war ended) a group of pilots and a woman (Whizzer, Golly, Jimbang, Chupo, Giblets and China) becomes motorcyclist and goes to California for seeking their fortunes. In rural Nebraska they are challenged to a race by a hot rodder. The result is disputed and they go in a farm owned by two sisters. Giblets (Gary Busey) tries to r**e Acacia that manages to escape, but her sister Oriole puts a curse on him; soon we see Giblets wandering at night where an owl attacks him taking his eyes out. After China goes missing other strange events occur such as Jimbang (Scott Glenn) that tries to shoot Oriole but the gun kills him instead, Whizzer killing Chupo in the barn with a sickle, Oriole that stabs a toad and kills also China because the toad had some hair in his mouth and many more I thankfully forgot.

The acting was amateurish by everyone. While you can't certainly blame Gary Busey and Scott Glenn as they were still making their bones, you can't forgive the others as they have a laziness comparable only to that of the TWILIGHT franchise actors. The soundtrack was all over the place, as they were the direction, photography and pacing: it looked like they knew they had a bad movie in their hands and simply didn't care to improve it in any way.

So, despite my reservations about the acting, the two year delay and the horrible beginning, is there something that makes this movie worth seeing? Well, considering its score of 4,5 it's unlikely I'd recommend it to anyone that soon. Do yourself a favor - don't watch this film. Even for someone who occasionally watches bad movies (like me) it's not worth it - unless they are masochists. And I gave it a 2 only because there wasn't that much blood nor gory scenes.