- Pirate 1: What do you call this?
- Pirate Cook: It's bean stew.
- Pirate 1: Never mind what it's been, what is it now?
- Jeremiah: I want to be put ashore! I've been kidnapped!
- Pierre Rodriguez: Kidnapped?
- Dick Scratcher: But you're only a kid!
- [sighting a ship in the distance]
- Pierre Rodriguez: She's unarmed.
- Dick Scratcher: That doesn't frighten me none.
- Pierre Rodriguez: We are peaceful Portuguese fishermen, sir.
- Parsley-Freck: I don't see any fish.
- Dick Scratcher: Ah, that's 'cause they're all in the sea.
- Pierre Rodriguez: And who says we Portuguese fishermen do not have a sense of humor, eh?
- Parsley-Freck: Practically everybody, sir.
- Pierre Rodriguez: The food, Captain. The men have only been given five beans a meal. They want more food or they will mutiny.
- Dick Scratcher: Mutiny? What's that?
- Pirate: It means we'll stop work.
- Dick Scratcher: Stop work? That's mutiny!