Erotic Adventures of Candy

Carol Conners is twenty year old Candy. Her father wants his daughter to remain virginal, but she just can't help fantasizing about sexual conquest with her Mexican Gardener. The next day she attempts to make her dream a reality. But when that doesn't satisfy her, and sends her father to the hospital after he finds her with the Gardener. She seeks out more by going on a vacation. Carol is NOT a good actress by any stretch of the imagination, but man oh man is she hot. Even though, this porn from yesteryear is too much of a mixed-bag to recommend tho. On one hand, Carol and John Holmes one sex scene is pretty good, and carol is hot. On the other hand, the comedy is so bad, and most of the sex scenes are way below par. But the cincher is when the Director somehow gets it in her mind that showing a scene of a gay guy giving a BJ was an OK idea. Now, I'm not homophobic, but I DON'T want to see homosexual sex in a STRAIGHT porn film.

My Grade: F-

A film that is very intriguing to watch. I have seen this film multiple times and everytime feels like the first. For this to be a classic film it appears to be more relevant than many films made today.

The only thing I felt needed improving was I wish their were different characters cast for roles of the film. The character selected to represent Candy appeared to be a little 'airy'. The movie however portrayed pure romance and intimacy between man and woman. Each of the scenes between Candy and the man she selected was filled with pure passion. Ultimately I would say this was one of the best movies.

I first saw Carol Conners do the bump-n-strut introducing Chuck Barris on "Gong Show" reruns. None of the girls at school looked like that...

What cracks me up is the scene with John Holmes. One of the most manipulative stars in the business being told that he shouldn't be insecure about his penis size by a girl who probably didn't read a Planned Parenthood brochure because it used too many big words.

If you like naked people and laughing, get a hold of this movie