Charlie's Angels

You must wonder about the intelligence of TV viewers during the seventies when this gibberish was on top. I saw my first episode last week and was totally amazed at the amateur hour presented therein. A sixth grade dialogue, extremely emaciated plot, downright silly action scenes as the "girls" took on ruthless drug lords with their pipsqueak snubbies, absolutely pathetic performances, and the list goes on and on. But who could give a good performance when asked to do mindless garbage like this? No wonder I prefer books to television.

First there was Police Woman. Two years later, there are a trio of women who are sick and tired doing menial tasks as police women.

To their rescue comes the mysterious Charlie (John Forsythe.) He runs his own assignments where he weeds out nasties.

This mission has Kelly Garrett (Jaclyn Smith) pretending to be Janet, the long lost daughter and the legitimate heiress of a vintner who has also vanished.

Standing in her way is Rachel LeMaire (Diana Muldaur) the stepmother and her squeeze Beau Creel (Bo Hopkins) who fixes things. It looks like he has also fixed Rachel's husband.

Later Sabrina Duncan (Kate Jackson) shows up as a true heir and then a plan is hatched with Jill Munroe (Farrah Fawcett-Majors) to extract money from Rachel and Beau over some undiscovered oil in some swampland.

Along for the ride is Tommy Lee Jones as Aram, an old friend who can't seem to drive his pick up properly. He needed to put on a seat belt on his dog.

Serving as a pilot to the television series. The thin story is stretched. It looks cheap with all that blue screen. The incidental music gets tiring from overuse of the same notes.

The series returned with more glam and two of the main cast showing off more of their assets.

I was only 10 yrs old when this came on and I was mesmerized, lol. I grew up wayyyy in the country down a dirt road with only 2 neighbors in about 7 miles. I solved a lot of crime in those woods!! I was 30 when I became a rookie cop. Now mind you there was only 1 other female in the history of our sheriffs office and she was not on the road. After 2 yrs I made Detective, which I did for 8 yrs before going back to the road. I was the only female allowed on the road for over 16 yrs. I was a LT for the last 13 yrs. I had an uphill battle in my career a lot of times. I say all this to say this, these were women a little 10 yr old girl could look up to. So it will always have a special place in my heart. I just retired a couple of years ago after 25 yrs because of medical issues and that was the hard. I know my family say I overshare, lol.

So have no real memory 1st time playing, but think rem re runs as do rem seeing something, think anyway. But the cheesy 70s, there is something about this era, this show, and others from. Well, entertaining this 1st episode, and funny to see whats his name from several movies, one where his partner, whats his name from fresh prince, think right name, goes back in time to well 69 not 70s. Good laugh and well might not be the "never ending move and action and so much, too much more at times over the top with little to no story at times" but well, like some new stuff too.

But this was a fun diversion from today, the slower pace of tv, and even longer running times, like and hr play is anywhere between 47 and 50 maybe 51 mins, today your lucky if it reaches.43 mins in actual show.

Sad though to think so many are no longer here, and ok, was awhile ago, as cant see names of when typing, but the one that was on a poster, maybe all as all were beautiful, well think all are beautiful in some way, and well we are all human, but the one that died from cancer, married to, (or not ?) but he stayed with her till ... he played the characters father who was called bones on well bones, to the one who played Bossley, the original to... think will find and watch the full series.

Unfortunately I have to agree with helpless_dancer, one of the other reviewers here. Yeah, of course this was way back then, but really, it was bad. I mean, this story is slow and ponderous and nothing exciting happens. Really, that it lifted off AT ALL after this... what a bummer of a TV movie. There was only one high point, right at the end, Farrah Fawcett-Majors cooing "be sure to call if you need us, you hear?" or something like that. The episode itself is way, way, way below later standard. And this criticism comes from The Raven, who usually goes all out to bestow compliments on pretty actresses.

This... bland. Argh. One and a half hours, gah!