33 1/3 Revolutions Per Monkee

I would have given this a 1, but the most of the Monkees' performances saved it.

What they did with "33 1/3 Revolutions" was done better in "Head". While "33 1/3 Revolutions" had some great music (most notably Peter's keyboard solo and "Listen to the Band"), the story was muddled and less comprehensible. I fast-forwarded through much of this, usually whenever "the wizard" came on and started babbling about whatever. Even the 50's medley was a bit painful to watch.

I understood what they were trying to get at but it just felt like it had "contractual obligation" written all over it, nobody really putting in any effort to make it a better program. Considering the Monkees' history, however, they were probably glad when the entire ordeal was over.

I've only just discovered that this TV special exists-- and it was everything I could've possibly hoped for. Bizzarely structured, nonsensical attempts at a plot, and the Monkees trying (and failing) to be both the Beatles and the Partridge Family at once.

But, somehow only adding to the strangeness, are some real gems: Peter Tork's organ solo is great, as is Mike Nesmith's country duet with himself. Julie Discoll's solo performance made me take note. Fats Domino was a consummate professional and his contribution would steal the show if Jerry Lee Lewis wasn't also there, reminding everyone who's the real king of rock'n'roll.

I wouldn't suggest watching this if you're just a Monkees fan-- best to go with the movie Head or just stick with the TV show-- but I would suggest it to everyone who's interested in the history of pop music. It's a glorious time capsule of what can go wrong when societal trends are badly co-opted to try and make a band look cool.

But maybe have a stiff drink and a good smoke before you do.

33.3 Revolutions Per Monkey was the last project by The Monkees in their original incarnation, a television special intended as the first of a series. Here the plot line is a bizarre self-satire on the group's "pre-fab" formation as told by a maniacal overlord billed as Charles Darwin. The special certainly suffers from its overdose of self-aware psychedelia and its savage self-mockery, but its basic plot is hardly obsolete - fans of the feature film Josie & The Pussycats should recognize The Monkees' plot line quite quickly.

The special features a number of musical pieces, and among the highlights are Micky Dolenz and Julie Driscoll's soulful rendition of "I'm A Believer" (when the two harmonize their voices blend so well it becomes hard to decifier which one belongs to which singer), Mike Nesmith's bifurcated country-rocker "Naked Persimmons," the group's faux-1956 TV special with reallife 50s legends such as Fats Domino and Jerry Lee Lewis, and Peter Tork's instrumental on electric organ "Bach's Toccata In D."

Some have attacked the use of 1950s rock legends as second fiddle to Monkees, a grossly unfair attack as The Monkees show a genuine respect for the '50s rock genre in the special that was largely lost in the psychedelia and self-important breast-beating about '60s rock through the latter portion of the decade. That The Monkees have remained as fresh and engaging today as the '50s rock legends who appeared on the special speaks volumes about how wrong-headed Monkey-bashing was and is.

The strengths and weaknesses of the special converge in the group's final 1960s performance as a quartet, Mike Nesmith's country-rock classic "Listen To The Band." The number begins with just The Monkees, with numerous young people entering the area to dance. But other musicians enter in as well and the song degenerates into an ill-advised mishmash; Brian Auger and Julie Driscoll's intervention ruins the piece almost single-handedly. Thus does the old cliché of too many cooks prove itself in what should have been a showcase for The Monkees but instead became a major disappointment that nonetheless was no total loss.

I saw "33-1/3 Revolutions Per Monkees" (IMDb's spell-check won't let me use the singular of "Monkees") when it was aired in Britain on BBC1 in May 1969, six weeks after it was aired Stateside. The Beeb transmitted this show in black and white, so I was surprised later on to learn that it was shot in colour.

Along with "Head", this was one of the Monkees' two efforts to prove they deserved to be taken seriously as musicians. The opening scene is excellent, with each of the four men trapped in a giant test tube and interrogated by a disembodied voice. One by one, each man attempts to assert his individual identity ... only to be zapped, assigned a number, and left speaking in a zombie-like voice. This is all done rapidly, with rhythmic dialogue spoken to a steady pulsing beat. I wish the entire special had been as imaginative as this. The opening scene is clearly the Monkees' response to the charge that they were 'manufactured'.

Later, we get some preening hipster with a cod cut-glass accent who introduces himself as Charles Darwin. (Geddit? ... Darwin? Monkees?) He makes dire comments like: 'And the fittest shall survive.'

There is one fairly interesting sequence in which each Monkees-member performs a solo number. 'Darwin' tells us (while shifting his accent to sham Viennese) that these four numbers represent four psychiatric disorders: fixation, withdrawal, schizophrenia, regression. First comes Mickey Dolenz, doing a weird Warholised number. Second comes Peter Tork, the dullest Monkees-man, doing the most boring number: a shameless George Harrison imitation. Mike Nesmith does a novelty song as himself and a rhinestone cowboy in split-screen, which apparently is meant to symbolise schizophrenia.

By a long chalk, the best is the 'regression' number, performed by Davy Jones, who was definitely the most talented of the Monkees. This is a very weird number. Dressed as a little boy in a Buster Brown suit, Jones wanders through an over-sized nursery and sings along to a tinkly music-box tune. In the nursery he meets women dressed as little girls from children's stories (Red Riding Hood, Alice in Wonderland, Goldilocks, Raggedy Anne, etc) and he dances with them whilst he sings. If any other adult male performer had done this number, it would have seemed dangerously paedophilic, but Jones is artless (in the favourable sense of the term) and he manages to make this sequence seem genuinely innocent. The women are all virtuoso dancers, pirouetting expertly and doing hitch-kicks in petticoats: very delightful, but killing the illusion that they're actually little girls. I was impressed ... but only with this sequence and with the opening number.

The rest of this TV special was rather dire. I've not seen it since its original UK airdate. I'm glad I saw it, but I don't want to see it again. Well, maybe the number with Davy and all those petticoat girls.

A side comment for David Bowie fans: it's well-known that Bowie's real name was David Jones, and that he changed it so as to avoid confusion with another performer named Davy Jones. Bowie fans in America usually assume that the "Davy Jones" in this story was the Monkees' vocalist. Wrong! Despite his Mancunian origins (and his stint as a child actor on 'Coronation Street'), Davy Jones of the Monkees was never well-known in Britain. The performer who prompted Bowie's name change was a completely different Davy Jones: a Jamaican calypso singer who was very popular in England in the early 1960s.

This is the TV special which was the final nail in the coffin for the Prefab Four. Its like the little brother of Head, full-on psychedelia, with great guest appearances from Fats Domino, Jerry Lewis, Little Richard and Clara Wood. A disaster for their career. I liked it quite a bit.