- Cathy Baker: It is incorrect to say that that song was wrote. It is incorrect to say that that song was written. It is VERY correct to say that that song was ROTTEN.
- Sunshine Cornsilk: [Lulu's gone to town] While the cat's away, the mouse can play.
- Junior Samples: Not this mouse.
- Sunshine Cornsilk: How come?
- Junior Samples: Because I know *why* Lulu went to the store, to buy a mouse trap.
- Junior Samples: What' the judge lock up ol' Stan Hawkins for?
- Roy Clark: Bigotry, he had three wives.
- Junior Samples: That's not bigotry, that's... tremedously.
- [falls down laughing]
- Grandpa Jones: [calling to Junior] That's trigonometry!