- Olimpia Segura: Take me home!
- Juan Bautista: Senorita, I can see that you are angry and you are completely justified. You are a lady of quality and you have been inconvenienced. Well, I am not going to allow the Count the satisfaction to arrive here and find you waiting for him. I shall request the bill immediately! Waiter, give this lady the check!
- Pepe Gamazo: Olimpia!
- [knock, knock, knock]
- Pepe Gamazo: Olimpia!
- Trinity Martinez: I think it is a disgrace for the neighbors!
- Olimpia Segura: If the neighbors don't like it, let them move.
- Trinity Martinez: You can't have that crocodile weeping at the door every time you come home!
- Olimpia Segura: I don't intend to.
- Pepe Gamazo: I cannot afford this scandal. I come from a very, very good family. My brother is a priest. My two sisters are nuns.
- Francisco Carbonell: Without people like you, the nuns and priests would be out of work. You have no complaint. Sure, Olimpia is a witch. But, the most desirable witch in Baracelona. She is much, much, much...
- Francisco Carbonell: I have a nose for talent! I can smell it. I smell nothing here, except, old socks and manchego cheese!
- Juan Bautista: I don't wish to argue with your sense of smell. All I am asking for is a moment's attention, that's all I am asking for. Please! Señor ! Give me one moment's attention.
- Francisco Carbonell: Why are you waiting?
- Juan Bautista: I'm not waiting.
- Francisco Carbonell: You look like a person who's waiting.
- Juan Bautista: I may look like a person who's waiting, but, I assure you, that in reality, I'm much more like a person who is not waiting.
- Francisco Carbonell: Please, go.
- Olimpia Segura: Who is it?
- Trinity Martinez: It's nothing, its only a gypsy.
- Juan Bautista: I am not a gypsy.
- Juan Bautista: Anyway, its all abandonment and pleasure. Its all part of life's rich pageant.
- Olimpia Segura: Do you always eat flowers?
- Juan Bautista: Yes. I believe, you see, that if a thing is beautiful to the eye and pleasant to the smell, why should it not be delicious to the taste? I like to enjoy life, with all my senses. Rrrrrr!
- Olimpia Segura: I'll drink to that.
- Juan Bautista: Let us go.
- Olimpia Segura: Another glass of champagne.
- Juan Bautista: No, you've had too much champagne.
- Olimpia Segura: Am I not, beautiful, when I'm drunk?
- Trinity Martinez: You know, Senorita, you've always had a softness in your heart for unfortunates. The dog you found starving in an alley. Two orphans, you open a white purse. And now, this so-called matador. It would make you happy to clean him up and dress him up with a pink ribbon. That he should trot after you. Except that this one, would have you on the leash, before you would have him.
- Olimpia Segura: Go for the champagne.
- Juan Bautista: [Reoccurring theme] Meanwhile, may I take this opportunity to thank you for your kindnesses and, also, for the delicious cheese sandwiches.
- Trinity Martinez: I don't suppose this is the right moment to say it, but, I told you so. Never trust a gypsy.