- Georg Adniel Kiir: Toots, get down from there, you'll break apart!
- Joosep Toots: No. Listen, iron my right calf, I think I'm having a cramp!
- Joosep Toots: [Kiir starts to massage the leg]
- Joosep Toots: [starts laughing] Oh! You bastard, don't tickle!
- Parish clerk: But... What will be the baby's name?
- Papa Kiir: [gives some money clumsily to the clerk and then reads from the paper] Kolumbus Krisostomus!
- Parish clerk: Say what?
- Papa Kiir: Kolumbus Krisostomus.
- Parish clerk: Oh... *Oh!* I see! But... You see... Kolumbus was a family name and Krisostomus is also a very old and strange name. This won't suit at all!
- Papa Kiir: [confused] This... won't... do... at... all?
- Parish clerk: No.
- Papa Kiir: [angrily] Bloody hell! Sorry. Katarina Rosalie! Katarina Rosalie!
- Parish clerk: Hah!
- Georg Adniel Kiir: [when Toots is trying to climb to the top shelf to get some booze] You shouldn't!
- Joosep Toots: There are many things in the world that people shouldn't do, but they do it anyway!
- Joosep Toots: In our place rats took cabbage iron away and didn't return it after all.
- Parish clerk: What are you talking? A rat cannot move cabbage iron, even less take it away!
- Joosep Toots: But maybe there were many of them?
- Lible: But one thing is certain it is better to be sad when leaving this world, than to make others sad. Because he who comes to takes us away, he is not going to wait. He just puts his hand on your shoulder and says, "Come with me". Because the time that you were given that time is up.