- Lt. Fergie Howard: Beau'll join you as soon as he gets into his civvies.
- Lt. Beau Gilliam: My civvies?
- Lt. Fergie Howard: You brought 'em, didn't ya?
- Lt. Beau Gilliam: Yeah. But I won't wear 'em, Fergie.
- Lt. Fergie Howard: I beg your pardon?
- Lt. Beau Gilliam: Well you saw the duty board this morning. We were specifically ordered to wear whites. Any officer caught ashore in his civvies is gonna have his tail in a sling. And the order was signed by Admiral Fitch himself.
- Lt. Fergie Howard: Old Foghorn.
- Jason Eldridge: Fergie, we agreed not to break any regulations we didn't have to.
- Lt. Fergie Howard: Uh huh. But we have to. We can't get into the casino in Navy uniforms. It's off limits.
- Lt. Beau Gilliam: Off limits? And in civvies too? I'll be breaking two regulations at once!
- Lt. Fergie Howard: That's right, it's sort of a package deal. Now get in there and get out of that uniform and that's an order, Lieutenant *junior* grade Gilliam!
- Lt. Fergie Howard: Jason are you a wealthy man?
- Jason Eldridge: I'm a scientist, all scientists are poor, it's the law.
- Julie Fitch: We're in the suite below, I must have stepped off at the wrong floor.
- Lt. Fergie Howard: Not as far as I'm concerned.
- Lt. Fergie Howard: Just because a fellow makes a small killing at roulette does not mean you have to stick your claws into him.
- Jason Eldridge: Fergie will you stop, we've known each other for years. Besides, she's got 60 million of her own.
- Lt. Fergie Howard: What system do you use?
- Pam Dunstan: The capitalistic system.
- Julie Fitch: The truth of it is Mr Howard, and this may hurt - you are a nice fellow.
- Lt. Fergie Howard: I deny that.
- Pam Dunstan: Say something nice about Tommy Dane or I'm leaving... Well?
- Jason Eldridge: I'm thinking.
- Pam Dunstan: Why did you run away, Jayson?
- Jason Eldridge: I didn't run away; I walked.
- Pam Dunstan: From me.
- Jason Eldridge: From you and forty million dollars, or is it fifty?
- Pam Dunstan: Sixty. Is it my fault my father manufactures frankfurters?
- Jason Eldridge: Nope. It's just that they are so profitable. I can just see the story in the society page: "Penniless professor weds weenie heiress."
- Inspector of casino games: There is-a no such-a thing as a system. There is-a no such-a thing as a system.
- Pam Dunstan: I came to Venice to marry Tommy Dane!
- Jason Eldridge: If you want to talk about something really ridiculous, you're on the right track. You don't love Tommy Dane; you don't even LIKE Tommy Dane.
- Pam Dunstan: I suppose I love you.
- Jason Eldridge: Well, don't you?
- Pam Dunstan: Yes, heaven help me.
- Lt. Ferguson 'Fergie' Howard: Ah, Admiral Fitch. So you're Admiral Fitch's daughter.
- Julie Fitch: How did you know that?
- Lt. Ferguson 'Fergie' Howard: You sure couldn't be his son.
- Lt. Fergie Howard: Sir, would you take the word of an officer and a gentleman?
- Admiral Fitch: Where is he?