- Charlie Dog: Yessa! Yessa!
- Charlie Dog: Whatta I cana do for you?
- Customer: I'ma want napelapeetadootacatchatoridedecorinanalapiazzacicinoricelafene.
- Charlie Dog: With onionsa?
- Customer: No, no onionsa.
- Charlie Dog: I'ma sorry, we no got napelapeetadootacatchatoridedecorinanalapiazzacicinoricelafene
- [blows a raspberry]
- Customer: You gotta maybe the spaget?
- Charlie Dog: ...Messhu!
- Customer: [annoyed] No onionsa!
- [first lines]
- Captain: Alright men! Get a little action into that cargo. Look alive now! Look alive! Alright, alright. Stand clear! Start moving those starboard crates. Easy does it!
- Captain: [discovering that Charlie Dog was hiding behind the crates] What the? You again? I thought I threw you off in Peru!
- Charlie Dog: What are you anyway? A dog hater?
- Captain: [has Charlie Dog hurled flying from the ship to the fishing docks] And stay off my ship!
- Charlie Dog: How about you friend? How are you fix for a dog?
- Fisherman: No capice en English.
- Charlie Dog: How about a dog to brighten up your seeming side of life?
- Donkey Deliveryman: No capice!
- Charlie Dog: How about it girls? Care to take home a nice soulful dog?
- Young Woman A: [giggles]
- Young Woman B: [giggles] No capice.
- Charlie Dog: Awful lot of immigrants around here. Oh well when in Rome.