- Yosemite Sam: [handing Bugs a mop] Here! You're a-swabbin' the deck.
- Bugs Bunny: Oh, no, I'm not.
- Yosemite Sam: Oh, yes, you are!
- Bugs Bunny: Oh, no, I'm not.
- Yosemite Sam: Oh, yes, you are!
- Bugs Bunny: Oh...
- [dissolve to Bugs mopping the deck]
- Bugs Bunny: Yes, I am.
- [first lines]
- Traumatized Sailor: [fleeing from Sam's ship screaming] I was a human being once...
- [Sam notices the sailor, who runs off]
- Yosemite Sam: Avast there! Come back here, you barnacle-bitten swab!
- [Sam fires his pistols in frustration]
- Yosemite Sam: Blast his scuppers! Now I gotta get me a whole new crew. I'm a-sailin' with the tide, or my name ain't Shanghai Sam... and it is.
- Yosemite Sam: Ooh, belay there, you long-eared galoot! Get aloft and furl the tatter-sole top gallants before I keelhauls you!
- [last lines]
- [Bugs has forced Sam to become his pilot on a voyage around the world, using a lifeboat]
- Bugs Bunny: Oh, the places I've been and the things I've seen. Come on, come on! Step on it! We've still gotta make Rio de Janeiro.
- [the boat sails off into the sunset as we iris out]