- Frank Webster: Exercise is good for your figure.
- Connie Adair: There's nothing wrong with my figure.
- Frank Webster: I've noticed.
- Connie Adair: It's a police car!
- Frank Webster: I've got a bullet for them, and one for you. You're gonna' see a lot of cops and lots of people before we cross the border. Behave yourself. Act natural, and there won't be any trouble. I like quiet women. Stay that way!
- Connie Adair: I guess I should be grateful you haven't murdered *me* yet.
- Frank Webster: Don't tempt me.
- Connie Adair: I hate you!
- Frank Webster: Just hate me all the way to Mexico.
- Connie Adair: I not only hate you, I dislike you.
- Frank Webster: I always did have trouble making friends.
- Frank Webster: This country reminds me of the time I was bitten by a rattlesnake. Only 5 years old... Me, not the snake. Snake died.
- Connie Adair: It figures.
- Mr. Hillman - Race Marshal: Mrs John Howell, your small son Peter is at the announcer's booth. He says he isn't lost, but you are.