- Scott Andrews: [Speaking about Rolfe] ... left school to enlist with the engineers. Pretty good soldier too! Bronze Star, Purple Heart!
- Joe Rolfe: Try and buy a cup of coffee with them!
- Joe Rolfe: Look, you're a nice girl, but in case you're thinking of mothering me, forget it! I'm no stray dog you can pick up, and I like my neck without a collar. Now get lost!
- Helen Foster: Now I'm supposed to be hurt. Maybe even cry. But I won't. I think you're in trouble, and I'm going to help you.
- Tony Romano: It don't take no big thinking to figure a couple of guys like us ain't in this bananaville on a vacation!
- Tim Foster: What's everybody so gloomy about?
- Tomaso: The weather, Senor, she's so uncertain!
- Tim Foster: Up in the States they're having blizzards!
- Tomaso: Ah, if something like that would only happen here, but nothing but sunshine and people catching fish. If just once a fish would catch a man!
- Tim Foster: That's possible, Tomaso. It all depends on the bait.
- Joe Rolfe: I thought I'd take a walk through the village before I turn in.
- Tony Romano: Don't walk too fast - you'll be out of town without really seein' it!
- Pete Harris: Okay wise guy, you found me. Now what?
- Joe Rolfe: What's eatin' you?
- Pete Harris: You been giving me the fisheye all night.
- Teresa: [Showing off the earings she wants him to buy as 'souvenirs'] Tony, you're not even looking at how pretty they are and only 11 American dollars!
- Tony Romano: [Looking at her knowingly] Everything around here's 11 bucks!
- Teresa: Tony, you like?
- Tony Romano: Charge it with the rest.
- Teresa: [Happily] Gracias, Tony!
- Tony Romano: [Knowingly] See ya later!
- Tim Foster: How far didya get on that Southwest bank job?
- Scott Andrews: Exactly nowhere.
- Tim Foster: You must be hearin' plenty from the front office on that one!
- Scott Andrews: You don't know the half of it! Every bank in the country is on the alert to spot the serial numbers on those bucks, and, up to know, not one of them has. turned up!
- Tim Foster: How'd you like to crack that job?
- Scott Andrews: How would I like to find oil in my backyard?
- Tim Foster: If I can spot you back of those trick cheaters, so can the cops!
- Boyd Kane: [Removes dark glasses] The job you're talkin' about - I said I'd listen.
- Tim Foster: You're a cop-killer! You killed one on that last deal!
- Boyd Kane: I don't like heroes!
- Tim Foster: You can tell that to the warden when they burn ya!
- Tim Foster: That was a sucker move, burning down your boss. You had him all wrong. He never crossed you.
- First lady tourist: Our Husbands, fishing all day, sleeping all night. This is supposed to be our vacation...
- Second lady tourist: If they only stayed awake I wouldn't even mind if they played poker!