Adieu Broadway

"Tin Pan Alley" is a serviceable if slightly undernourished musical extravaganza starring Alice Faye, John Payne, Betty Grable, Jackie Oakie. I thought it would turn out to be as memorable and enchanting as Faye's greatest musicals like "That Night in Rio" or "Hello Frisco Hello" also co-starring John Payne, but it is nowhere near them. There is a sense that something is missing; the idea is there but somehow it doesn't quite coalesce, even despite the luminous presence of Faye. Nevertheless, it has one of the most spectacular dance and musical numbers ever staged: "The Sheik of Araby" - featuring Faye, Grable, and the Nicholas Brothers who also appeared in Grable's previous hit wonder, "Down Argentine Way". The dance number has a spark and excitement most of the movie lacks.

... in that it seemed so big and grand in my memory, but is actually quite small and underwhelming when revisited.

It had been years since I saw Tin Pan Alley, definitely over a decade. It was on the Fox Movie Channel back when that channel used to play classic Fox titles around the clock, but now relegates older films to twelve hours a day, and usually it is about the same twenty titles all of the time and pre 1960 titles? Forget about it.

So when it popped up available to see I decided to jump on it, and the production as a whole left me disappointed. It pretty much amounts to this - In 1915 pretty chanteuse (Alice Faye) meets two struggling song writers/publishers. They catapult to success based on a title they buy off of a performer in a restaurant, then success goes to the head of the publisher Faye loves (John Payne). Complications ensue, but none you won't see coming from a mile away. And the musical numbers are too bland and too long.

But it does have its charms. Alice Faye is great as the wholesome girl next door with the wonderful voice. Jack Oakie doesn't look or sound like somebody who would be a net positive in a musical, but he works great as long as he has somebody to bounce one liners off of, and John Payne fits the bill for that duty. Then there is Elisha Cook Jr of the noirs as a geeky gifted composer. If that doesn't sound weird then I assume you could see Hoagy Carmichael playing a psychopathic killer?

Finally there is the one really good song in this film - "You Say The Sweetest Things" by Gordon and Warren performed by Alice Faye. Fortunately, Fox knew this was the best song because it becomes a kind of background score as the plot unwinds. With a second billed Betty Grable who hardly has a line and a great cameo appearance by the Nicholas Brothers, this is probably worth your time.

From the first time I saw Tin Pan Alley I played it over and over, because I enjoyed the music so much and the stars were in top form. While I rarely seek out the actors in films made to-day, I tune into any old film featuring Alice Faye, John Payne, Betty Grable or Jack Oakie, hoping to find something just as engaging. The unabashed sentimentality of the music and simple straight forward humour make it a refreshing change from to-day's tasteless films. While Alice Faye tackles the love songs with John Payne, as a consumate professional, I am always sure he is using a lot of self control not break into laughter, and that they had a lot of fun making the movie.

"Tin Pan Alley" is a rare misfire for Fox, which had a string of hits around this time period. In fact, they used several of the same stars in this one as in previous pictures. Alice Faye, John Payne, Betty Grable and Jack Oakie - what more could you ask for? Well, you might ask for some better songs and a better storyline, because this plot is threadbare and had been done better many times in the past. Boy meets girl, Boy loses girl ( because pride goeth before a fall), boy wins girl back. Did you read the list of song titles? Well, most of them are background music except for "You Say The Sweetest Things", which was written especially for this picture and was the best number.

Special mention should be made of "America, I Love You", to which I have awarded a Hand-Painted Mustache Cup for the Worst Production Number In A Major Musical. Mournful and tuneless, this song was given a big build-up as a flag-waving tribute to the troops in WWI and all concerned tried mightily to put it over. This dreadful song, however, defied all efforts and pulled down an already routine musical into subpar status.

If you like the cast and if you like Fox musicals - and there are many to like - try another picture.

Alice Faye and Betty Grable team up in this costume musical as a pair of singing sisters. You have to hear the classic tune "K-K-K-Katy," sung by Jack Oakie using different lyrics throughout the movie, then sung and danced at the end by the sisters on stage and by marching World War I doughboys. --Musicals on the Silver Screen, American Library Association, 2013