- Cyril Clarke: Why don't you go and clean the bedrooms?
- Mrs. Fiddle: What d'you say?
- Cyril Clarke: I said the bedrooms are very dirty.
- Mrs. Fiddle: Oh, I wish I was!
- Cyril Clarke: Now don't be disgusting!
- Mrs. Fiddle: I was once, you know...
- Cyril Clarke: Was what?
- Mrs. Fiddle: Thirty. That must've been in nineteen hundred and...