- Studio Guard: Good morning, Miss Davis.
- Bette Davis: [Talking to herself] So you say I'm mean to you. You say I'm mad, cruel, domineering. Good morning. Well, you're right. I'm all this, and heaven too.
- Studio Guard: [Daffy enters covered in gold paint] Say, who are you supposed to be?
- Daffy Duck: Peasant! For your sole information, I am the Academy Oscar, and J.L. is waiting.
- Daffy Duck: It's amazing. Why, you're just what we've been looking for. That profeel. Those looks. What's Errol Flynn got that you haven't got? Don't answer that!
- Studio Guard: Now, you little butinsky you...
- Daffy Duck: Keep your hands off me! I came here to see the stars, and I ain't leaving until I see them, see?
- Studio Guard: Well, for goodness sake. Why didn't you say so? I can show you all the stars.
- Daffy Duck: You honest and truly can? Buddy? Pal? Chum?
- Studio Guard: Sure. Here.
- [Hits Daffy over the head and throws him in a garbage can]
- Daffy Duck: [Sees stars around his head] Look at all the pretty stars. There's Hedy Lamaar, and Alexis Smith, and Dorothy Lamour, and Baby Schnooks, and... Sufferin' succotash, it's Ann Sheridan!
- [Kisses star; both jump around going "Woo-woo"]