- Bugs Bunny: [Opens the door to the club car to find a large, live-action saloon inside] Now that's what I call deluxe accomodations.
- Yosemite Sam: Be you the mean hombre that's a-hankerin' for a heap of trouble, stranger? Well, be ya?
- Bugs Bunny: I be.
- Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, Doc?
- Yosemite Sam: What's up? Why, you ornery, fur-bearing critter! This here's one of them there train robbery hold-ups.
- Bugs Bunny: Yeah? Well, you must be Jesse James.
- Yosemite Sam: Jesse James? Ha ha ha! Phooey. Why, everybody knows me. I'm Yosemite Sam, the meanest, toughest, rip-roarin'-est, Edward Everett Horton-est hombre what ever packed a six-shooter!
- [Fires some shots in the air]
- Yosemite Sam: That's who I am.
- Yosemite Sam: I'm a-givin' you one second to draw a gun.
- Bugs Bunny: [Takes out pencil and paper and draws a picture of a gun] How's that, chunky?
- Bugs Bunny: [Hiding from some rabbits along the rail] A few of my poor relations. They're always ready for a touch.
- [last lines]
- Yosemite Sam: [Bugs is tied up and hanging from a rope on top of the train as it lingers over a concrete bridge] Now, you lop-eared polecat, try and get out of this one!
- [Sam begins to cut the rope and caption cards suddenly appear]
- Narrator: Is this the end of Bugs Bunny? Will our hero be dashed to bits on the jagged rocks below?
- Bugs Bunny: Is he to be doomed to utter destruction? Will he be rendered non-corpus mentis?
- [Bugs walks into frame dragging a tied-up Sam behind him, with a bag of money in his hand]
- Bugs Bunny: Eh, he don't know me very well, do he?
- [Bugs chews on a carrot as the picture irises out]
- Yosemite Sam: [after drawing picture of a gun] There, how's that?
- Bugs Bunny: Hmmm, it stinks!
- Yosemite Sam: Why you! Oooh!
- [crumples the paper and starts to shoot Bugs]