- [First lines]
- Mr. Meek: Oh, I really hate to do this, folks, but my wife Sweetypuss says if I don't roast a duck for dinner, she'll cook my goose.
- Mr. Meek: Say, that's that Daffy Duck.
- Daffy Duck: You ain't just whistling Dixie!
- [smashes a pie in his face]
- Daffy Duck: [Mr. Meek pulls a gun on him a second time] No, no! Not twice in the same picture!
- Daffy Duck: [Disguised as fortune teller] Greetings, Gate. Let's ask-ulate.
- [Kisses Mr. Meek]
- Daffy Duck: Ah, let's read the bumps on your head. Hmm, no bumps. We'll make some.
- [Hits Meek on the head with a hammer]
- Daffy Duck: Perhaps you'd like you palm read? Very well.
- [Paints Meek's hand red with a paintbrush]
- Daffy Duck: Woo-woo!
- [Daffy pours himself a cup of coffee and puts in a lot of lumps of sugar]
- Daffy Duck: What's all the hubbub, bub?
- Mr. Meek: [crying] Oh, dear. I killed a poor, defenseless, little duck...
- Daffy Duck: Aw, buck up, beepy eyes! Here, have a swig of swamp water.
- [Daffy offers Mr. Meek a cup of coffee with a shove]
- Daffy Duck: Say, how may lumps does your wife usually give you?
- Mr. Meek: Well, this morning, Sweetypuss only gave me one lump.
- [Removes hat to show Daffy the lump on his head]
- Daffy Duck: Well, here, have another lump...
- [Hits Meek with sugar bowl, giving him a second lump]
- Daffy Duck: ...and some cream too.
- [Pours cream over the dizzied Meek's head]
- Daffy Duck: Hoo-hoo!
- [last lines]
- Daffy Duck: [Outside the oven, basting himself] Say, now you're cooking with gas! *Whooping laugh*
- Daffy Duck: [singing while dancing in cakes and pies] Mammie's little boobie likes shortening, shortening, Mammie's little boobie likes shortening bread!
- [Mr Meek sneaks up on Daffy and brings the axe down...]
- Daffy Duck: [gets in his face] WATCH IT, BUB! Listen, you're liable to hurt somebody with that thing!
- [Daffy bends his beak and flips Meek's chin, making him mumble incoherently like a fast-talking auctioneer]
- [Mr. Meek has his gun pointing at Daffy, opens the oven door, and quietly demands Daffy to get in there]
- Daffy Duck: [to the audience] Well, it looks like Sweetypuss gets duck for dinner after all, don't it?
- [Daffy pretends that his head was chopped off and struggling on his last legs]
- Daffy Duck: [reveals his covered head to the audience] Gruesome, isn't it?
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